ITT we see how long it takes before Tom Earp shows up

[tunatartare]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

Yeah, KLPDaisy, how DARE you "embarrase" yourself like that?? I mean, it would be totally "embarraseing" if others knew you acted this way. Being a member of the Greek world should not cause you to "embarrase" yourself.

And FYI to all -- check out Urban Dictionary's definition of "foopa" (which is what Tom said in an earlier post):

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foopa

foopa

1.The pocket of fat or extra flesh a women gets after child birth,from streching the uterous.2.Overweight women have it when they reach obessity.3.Men get it from plain obsessity.

1.Wilma never was able to loose that foopa after she gave birth to the twins.
2.Miss.Snider's foopa is humongous!Shes never popped anything out of her baby hole either!
3.Henry's foopa jiggled with delight

ETA: Coincidence... Tom stated the word "foopa" in post #69 of this thread! Here is the post & the absolutely funniest part is that he edited it for spelling -- notice that the word "foopa" still appears in the reply:

How soon can we get married?

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

How soon can we get married?

As soon as you quit embarraseing yourself & your GLO. Too bad you aren't a lawyer, or I would drag that into the convo somehow... and something about you being a NATIONAL officer -- because that's always relevant to any convo

I will marry you ASAP -- I just need to see if my cousin Hickey is available to give me away. You know he stays real busy with his job helping the homeless people at night & doing the undercovers work at the motel.

All of you are truly embarasseing to your Sororitys!

[tunatartare]

Haha, I'm in a local. Less girls to embarass and no national officers to answer to. Which is good, because obviously we just haze all day long.

[Sister Havana]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

I will marry you ASAP -- I just need to see if my cousin Hickey is available to give me away. You know he stays real busy with his job helping the homeless people at night & doing the undercovers work at the motel.

Can I be Hickey's date for the wedding? He sounds HOT.

[epchick]

Originally Posted by Sister Havana

Can I be Hickey's date for the wedding? He sounds HOT.

HELL to the NO!!!

Do i have to lay some whoop-ass on another person who's trying to take my man?

Its bad enough I have to share my fine hunk of man-meat..

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by epchick

HELL to the NO!!!

Do i have to lay some whoop-ass on another person who's trying to take my man?

Its bad enough I have to share my fine hunk of man-meat..

Well, since t*p hasn't had the Glamour shots done yet, my cousin Hickey can't commit. So if you have pics, please post them here for me to review. You know I do have standards about who dates my cousin Hickey

Here is a picture of him in the old days -- this is one where he was doing the undercovers work at the motel for the police. He says 'anal lube' is a real important weapon to have when doing the undercovers work. I am just so darn proud of him:

[Sister Havana]

OHHHH BABY! I want that man!

epchick, put 'em up!

[epchick]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

Well, since t*p hasn't had the Glamour shots done yet, my cousin Hickey can't commit. So if you have pics, please post them here for me to review. You know I do have standards about who dates my cousin Hickey

Here is a picture of him in the old days -- this is one where he was doing the undercovers work at the motel for the police. He says 'anal lube' is a real important weapon to have when doing the undercovers work. I am just so darn proud of him:

Gosh that is one sexy hunk of man!!!

I hope I pass the AXO Alum test cause damn i want me some Hickey



That's me ^^^ that was when i found out i would have to share Hickey with T*P and aries

Oh and Sister Havana.....BRING IT!!!

[BetteDavisEyes]

This thread is completely insane but those pics made me laugh like crazy. Nothing like a good laugh early on a Saturday morning.

[AXO Alum]

Originally Posted by epchick

Gosh that is one sexy hunk of man!!!

I hope I pass the AXO Alum test cause damn i want me some Hickey



That's me ^^^ that was when i found out i would have to share Hickey with T*P and aries

Oh and Sister Havana.....BRING IT!!!

You *do* realize that your right eyeball is like twice as big as your left one, don't you? Just making sure... my cousin Hickey will like that - he thinks that is pretty sexy in a woman... you don't have any good big hairy moles do you? He calls those beauty marks. Says the one that Cindy Crawford has isn't big enough - he likes 'em to be real big & lots of hair around it. No wonder that all the witch costumes turn him on so much.

I'll pass the picture along. I don't know when I'll see my cousin Hickey again, though - he says that he is on the down low or something like that. There was some double murder involving drugs in his apartment complex - he says that the cops have been looking for him, so he is playing hide & go seek with them. Sounds like a lot of fun - I loved that game as a kid.