Retirement planning 101

[KunjaPrincess]

Retirement planning 101



If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would now be worth $49.00!



With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.



With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.



But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you would have had $614.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



It's called the 401-Keg Plan

[DeltAlum]

Damn. If I had just saved all of those cans, I could be rich right now!

Guess I'll just have to rely on GE.

[cutie_cat_4ever]

Also it's best to combine with drink coffee in cans. Because study shows that coffee reverses your liver damage, how brilliant!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10337474

In that case, you would have double the amount of cans!

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by cutie_cat_4ever

Also it's best to combine with drink coffee in cans.

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[cutie_cat_4ever]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

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duh! now I have to go back to that same little corner and cry again *sobs harder*

That's what you get on a Monday morning staring at the computer for straight 5 hours, where more than half of the time went to banging my head into the monitor...(hence the loud noise from my cubical)

Umm..I think I did my sentence check this time