Retirement planning 101
 

Retirement planning 101



If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would now be worth $49.00!



With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.



With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.



But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you would have had $614.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Damn. If I had just saved all of those cans, I could be rich right now!

Guess I'll just have to rely on GE.

Also it's best to combine with drink coffee in cans. Because study shows that coffee reverses your liver damage, how brilliant! :)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10337474

In that case, you would have double the amount of cans!

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duh! now I have to go back to that same little corner and cry again *sobs harder* :(

That's what you get on a Monday morning staring at the computer for straight 5 hours, where more than half of the time went to banging my head into the monitor...(hence the loud noise from my cubical)

Umm..I think I did my sentence check this time :p