4. Santa Claus: You better watch out, you'd better not cry -- when you find out Santa Claus doesn't exist. Saint Nicholas of Patara did, but his generous spirit does not fly a sleigh.
You are SOOOOOOOOOOO lieing. Santa Claus is REAL. He is damn it!
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guess my comp isn't a fan of moist vag--k_s
Would you like a Cleveland Steamer or Alabama Hot Pocket with your Blumpkin?