Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

OrchidAlum · #1 10-20-2006, 01:54 PM

Why the heck don't we have an emergency generator? And why don't the damn stairs go down to the parking lot?!?!?!

(the power went off in my office building about an hour ago... and it's still not back on)

AlphaFrog · #2 10-23-2006, 08:28 AM

I see your mouth moving, and I'm pretty sure there are words coming out, but all I'm getting is "blah, blah, blah".

AGDee · #3 10-26-2006, 10:57 PM

I have to eat crow now. My boss gave me an "out of sequence" raise for increased job responsibilities because he recognized how much I've been doing over the last year. These are practically unheard of in our building so I'm really shocked and thrilled that management thinks enough of me to do that for me. So, I take back all those previous posts.

AOX81 · #4 10-27-2006, 12:14 AM

Could you be any more of tightwad?

Quit being a seagull manager! When you come into the office all you do it shit all over us and then leave!

Phimuteach · #5 10-30-2006, 12:22 PM

I'm sorry, But I don't think "I'm lucky" to get sent home and paid for a half day of work when I signed up for a full day. I have rent to pay and student loans out my rear. I'd rather do the work and get paid for the whole day LIKE I EXPECTED.

AlphaFrog · #6 02-28-2007, 12:30 PM

Now why is it that I'm doing your work that you "don't have time to do", yet you have time to stand around and watch me do your work??

***BULL*^%#***

AOX81 · #7 03-02-2007, 01:16 PM

"Mr. ****, what you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things that I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."

GeekyPenguin · #8 03-28-2007, 04:20 PM

YOU ARE A TENURED PROFESSOR STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR SO HARD STUFF FALLS OFF MY DESK YOU MAKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKES A BAJILLION AND HAS FEDERAL BENEFITS AND YOU BOTH MADE A OOKAGILLION AT THE FIRM YOU WERE AT BEFORE SO EITHER STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR OR USE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS TO BUY THOSE PADS THAT MAKE IT QUIET OR A RESEARCH ASSISTANT WILL GO POSTAL ON YOU.

tnxbutterfly · #9 03-28-2007, 07:18 PM

You must not know bout me. You must not know bout me. I can have another job in a minute....

AGDee · #10 03-29-2007, 06:54 AM

I used to love this job. What is with this daily battle to make myself go in???? Today, we get to sit through a 2 hour mandatory staff meeting analyzing the employee opinion survey. Next employee opinion survey, I'm saying something about stupid 2 hour meetings to analyze employee opinion surveys. The only item that was ranked very low for our department was pay. So, give us raises and leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We only care about the money. That's why we work. If we had unlimited funds, we wouldn't bother working, seriously.

NinjaPoodle · #11 04-04-2007, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeekyPenguin

..YOU MAKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKES A BAJILLION AND HAS FEDERAL BENEFITS AND YOU BOTH MADE A OOKAGILLION AT THE FIRM YOU WERE AT BEFORE SO EITHER STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR OR USE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS TO BUY THOSE PADS THAT MAKE IT QUIET OR A RESEARCH ASSISTANT WILL GO POSTAL ON YOU.

LOL! She said OOKAGILLION

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaneSig

Why did I call you "Sweetheart"? Because I don't know your name and your parents would call the principal if I said "You little b****."

LOL!

camp flashback

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #12 03-06-2007, 10:27 PM

Person 1: You apparently must've fallen asleep that day in kindergarten when they taught about using indoor voices. If you want to chit-chat with the person in the cubicle across the aisle, please walk over to her cubicle instead of shouting across the aisle. Thanks to your loudness, I now know your opinions about the latest pop songs and celebrity gossip, the lame jokes your friend forwarded to you (note: they are not laugh-out-loud funny despite your actual laughing out loud), and your latest baby-daddy drama.

Person 2: You are a moron. That is all.

NinjaPoodle · #13 03-06-2007, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

Person 1: You apparently must've fallen asleep that day in kindergarten when they taught about using indoor voices.

Hee hee...indoor voices, kindergarten...

BetteDavisEyes · #14 03-11-2007, 08:20 PM

Your precious little child is really a mean-spirited pain in the ass that needs a good ass-kicking.

Cardinal026 · #15 03-12-2007, 01:10 PM

I realize that I'm younger than your children, and the children of the other 5 people on our team. So don't you think its funny that you "adults" are the ones that can't ever make deadlines, show up for meetings, or respond to e-mails? Its more than a little frustrating!