Worst blind date.

#1 10-09-2006, 01:22 PM

I hollared at this little short sexy caramel thing at a Kappa Party a few years back. I won't expose names and identities. Anyway, she was in my area going to school and lived out of state. Over the summer she went home and I was talking to her on the phone and we had plans to go out when she got back...
But, in the meantime I saw this bad ass brown sugar on blackplanet. We talked for about a week or two on yahoo messenger and made plans to go out. I go to pick her up at her apartment and she was everything I expected. Sexy as hell!!!. But when she hollars to her roomate in the backround, guess who comes up to the door.
Short sexy caramel!!!!

KSigkid · #2 10-11-2006, 07:35 AM

Girl had horrible breath and ate off my plate at dinner; I don't think I talked to the friend who set up the blind date for a couple of weeks.

RU OX Alum · #3 10-11-2006, 11:05 PM

i had a blind once.....she kept bumping into things and then hit me with her cane.

whiteandblack · #4 10-11-2006, 11:17 PM

^^^ so you had a LITERAL blind date. HA!

AlexMack · #5 11-18-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

i had a blind once.....she kept bumping into things and then hit me with her cane.

And I just cried from laughing so hard.

teena · #6 11-18-2006, 11:35 PM

This happened a long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
In my younger, less enlightened days, my standards for a mate were-lets just say different. My friends set me up with this guy who was new to town. He was a really big deal because he had a nice ride and money. He was realively young and had his own business. Anyway, I meet him and instantly I know he and I will not work (there is a saying that says that a woman knows if she is going to sleep with you in the first 10 seconds of meeting you- this is very true). We had no chemisty and he love to talk. I could take a nap and wake up and he would still be talking. Talking about utter nonsense. AN-TY-HOW I knew it was time to end the party when I tuned back into the conversation to hear him saying "when I was my uncle in another life, I remember going to XYZ. Yeah, my momma told me that I used to be my uncle. She could tell by my eyes." I was like

Is this dude on crack? Some secrets you keep until the wedding night. Belief in psycho-foolishness can be one of those secrets.

I havent been on a blind date since.

AlexMack · #7 11-19-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by teena

This happened a long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
In my younger, less enlightened days, my standards for a mate were-lets just say different. My friends set me up with this guy who was new to town. He was a really big deal because he had a nice ride and money. He was realively young and had his own business. Anyway, I meet him and instantly I know he and I will not work (there is a saying that says that a woman knows if she is going to sleep with you in the first 10 seconds of meeting you- this is very true). We had no chemisty and he love to talk. I could take a nap and wake up and he would still be talking. Talking about utter nonsense. AN-TY-HOW I knew it was time to end the party when I tuned back into the conversation to hear him saying "when I was my uncle in another life, I remember going to XYZ. Yeah, my momma told me that I used to be my uncle. She could tell by my eyes." I was like

Is this dude on crack? Some secrets you keep until the wedding night. Belief in psycho-foolishness can be one of those secrets.

I havent been on a blind date since.

Trust me, that's a secret you should find out on the first date. He's the kind of guy you DON'T want to marry. Consider yourself lucky.

KAY10 · #8 10-14-2006, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by #3 Tsunami

I hollared at this little short sexy caramel thing at a Kappa Party a few years back. I won't expose names and identities. Anyway, she was in my area going to school and lived out of state. Over the summer she went home and I was talking to her on the phone and we had plans to go out when she got back...
But, in the meantime I saw this bad ass brown sugar on blackplanet. We talked for about a week or two on yahoo messenger and made plans to go out. I go to pick her up at her apartment and she was everything I expected. Sexy as hell!!!. But when she hollars to her roomate in the backround, guess who comes up to the door.
Short sexy caramel!!!!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!! What did you do when that happend?