Who doesn't like Scarlett Johannsen?

[valkyrie]

HOLY HELL she looks hot in the first picture. In the second, she looks like one of 37 women found in the back of a truck that was transported from Belarus to somewhere in suburban New Jersey, where she will be offered a job as a "nanny," if by "nanny" we mean sex slave for a creepy wanna-be mobster who has a small set for filming his exploits in the basement, where his wife never goes because there are spiders, and one day is discovered by Stabler and Benson but before she can testify against her heinous captors, they are killed by their son who recognized the evil of their ways and wants to go to a small, private, northeastern college where he will become a successful cricket player.

[adpiucf]

Originally Posted by valkyrie

HOLY HELL she looks hot in the first picture. In the second, she looks like one of 37 women found in the back of a truck that was transported by boat from Belarus to somewhere in suburban New Jersey, where she will be offered a job as a "nanny," if by "nanny" we mean sex slave for a creepy wanna-be mobster who has a small set for filming his exploits in the basement, where his wife never goes because there are spiders, and one day is discovered by Stabler and Benson but before she can testify against her heinous captors, they are killed by their son who recognized the evil of their ways and wants to go to a small, private, northeastern college where he will become a successful cricket player.

Or a washed-up bulimic gymnast from a former Soviet-occupied village.

[tinydancer]

^^^ Detective Munsch will have something to say about that, too.

[_Opi_]

You guys are a bunch of haters I think she has a really pretty face.

[adpiucf]

Originally Posted by tinydancer

^^^ Detective Munsch will have something to say about that, too.

Is there anything that man doesn't know? I think we need to put him in a room with Det. Goren and watch them exhaust one another.

[tinydancer]

Originally Posted by adpiucf

Is there anything that man doesn't know? I think we need to put him in a room with Det. Goren and watch them exhaust one another.

I, for one, would pay good money to see that!