For the Men: "The Rules"

[Drolefille]

Sorry to crash men, but I'd like to point out one small thing:

Christopher Columbus was trying to get to the East Indies, and crashed into a continent. And you think he didn't need directions?

[Professor]

SOOOOOOO True!!!!!!

You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

[AKA2D '91]

And just how do Soap Opera guys act?

[Professor]

Like they are god's gift to women that can't be resisted.