yeah i'm missing something here, there must be a solution to both problems. They're both scavengers, persistent as hell and deal exclusively in garbage...role reversal maybe? Shoot paintballs at the JW and replace the garbage bags with jehova's fliers.
btw, what's with you yanks and answering the door naked? I could see that causing a lot more problems when someone like my landlord comes knocking for something.
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