Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[marquise1911]

Originally Posted by PerfectVerse06

Actually, it was your degree from PerfectVerse and Lil_Sunshine's University of Ghetto Pimpology that got you this far.

'Raise your styrofoam cup
If you don't give a '

I forgot. That must be it. Funny thing is we've been out of cups in da office all week.

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

I forgot. That must be it. Funny thing is we've been out of cups in da office all week.

Yeah, because everyone in your office has been so impressed with your performance and skills, they have all enrolled into the PLUGP undergraduate program. Thanks to you, we have experienced an enormous amount of applicants!!!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by PerfectVerse06

Yeah, because everyone in your office has been so impressed with your performance and skills, they have all enrolled into the PLUGP undergraduate program. Thanks to you, we have experienced an enormous amount of applicants!!!

Which could only mean that we'd need to hire more faculty, you know, like teena.

[marquise1911]

2 my ex: How dare u tell someone not to be my friend, because I'm not what I seem. LOL. Dis coming from someone who thought it was only a minor offense to not mention u had four kids. The same vile human being who lies about their job, age, and living situation. Lawd, thank you Jesas! I don't believe in violence. The nerve!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

2 my ex: How dare u tell someone not to be my friend, because I'm not what I seem. LOL. Dis coming from someone who thought it was only a minor offense to not mention u had four kids. The same vile human being who lies about their job, age, and living situation. Lawd, thank you Jesas! I don't believe in violence. The nerve!

Thou shalt layeth the smacketh down on her candy azz, and dat quick!!!!!!!!

[marquise1911]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Thou shalt layeth the smacketh down on her candy azz, and dat quick!!!!!!!!

U know!! Ole' wear my bestfriends clothes to the club, add a couple of inches to my dreads won't no body notice @$$ hefa!!!

[lil_sunshine]

Dear youngest sister:

I hope you enjoyed yourself in London for the two weeks you were gone. Me, your mother and brother thoroughly enjoyed ourselves in your absence. We didn't have to hear you b!tch about anything, we didn't have to worry about your son tearing up anything, and most of all, WE ENJOYED USING YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! Most especially me. And notice how I didn't roll out the welcome mat for you? There was a reason for that: I DON'T LIKE YOUR TRIFLIN' AZZ, YOU STANK WENCH!!!!!!!!!

And I hope you thanked your mother for trying to clean up that dirty azz bedroom of yours that looks like a tornado swept through it, and that you only clean when you think it's too unbearable to walk over anything else and can't even see your floor. But knowing you, you gave her a half-azz "Thank you" and kept it moving. You knew you were leaving to go to London months in advance, why didn't you try to clean it up little by little b4 you left? I know why. B/c you're a lazy, nasty, triflin' b!@tch!!!!!! You're lucky that your son's father (who's Jamaican) is half way around the world and can't see how filthy you really are. If he knew, he'd pimp slap you into next month!