Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

teena · #1 07-08-2006, 10:33 AM

To my boss

You have managed to pluck my nerves. It appears that you are following my every move to find fault. Everyone knows that I am a very easy going- go with the flow type of person. But what ya'll dont know is I have a very ugly side. I call her Tara. Please dont make me put Tara on you. Thank God I have options.

To my mother

I love you soo much. But you are a real trip. Why did you accept a job with a company and not know what you are getting paid? Now you are making 1/3 of your former salary. I just dont get you sometimes. I really hope you dont think I am going to pick up the slack on your mistake. I will help. But dont count me as a part of your income. I do have a life of my own.

To my brother

You are crazy for real. You have never paid me back any money that I have loaned you. I know that you have been calling me getting all friendly because you want something. I meant what I said when I told you that I am going to love you from afar. I'm sorry that you counted me as a part of your income. Get a job and a life.

marquise1911 · #2 07-10-2006, 01:09 PM

To myself:
Learn to be yourself. Stop being so bossy because you feel dat u have to be tuff. I know ur the baby in the dept. and the old farts treat u like you have to work twice as hard to prove why the hell u are here. It wasn't that suit u paid way too much for that got u this job. It wasn't ur good looks and flirting that got u this far. They might have helped, but that's not why u are always weeks ahead of ur deadlines and never miss a detail. U come up with new ideas and have pretty much revamped the whole system here. DO DA DAMN THANG BOY!!! Don't let granny "I've been here too long" and daddy "Damn I hate dat nigga" get to u. Again. DO DA DAMN THANG BOY!!!

PerfectVerse06 · #3 07-10-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

It wasn't that suit u paid way too much for that got u this job. It wasn't ur good looks and flirting that got u this far. They might have helped, but that's not why u are always weeks ahead of ur deadlines and never miss a detail.

Actually, it was your degree from PerfectVerse and Lil_Sunshine's University of Ghetto Pimpology that got you this far.

'Raise your styrofoam cup
If you don't give a

'

lil_sunshine · #4 07-11-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PerfectVerse06

Actually, it was your degree from PerfectVerse and Lil_Sunshine's University of Ghetto Pimpology that got you this far.

'Raise your styrofoam cup
If you don't give a

'

Dayum right!!!! Ya betta reco'nize!!!!

lil_sunshine · #5 07-11-2006, 06:14 PM

Dear Kim:

Don't think that just b/c I called you yesterday to wish you a happy birthday, we're on speaking terms like nothing ever happened, chick!!! I'm glad you called me back, but have you noticed that these past few weeks, you've been doing ALL the calling? And just to let you know, when you called this past Saturday to invite me to a party at your sister's house, I was home, and I didn't wanna speak to you nor did I wanna attend the party. This weekend, I'll be going to visit my godchildren and best friend. You can call my house all you want, I WON'T BE THERE!!!!!!!! I know you'll call me tonight to wish me happy birthday, and I'll speak to you, just to be nice on my day. Otherwise, keep blowing in the wind.

marquise1911 · #6 07-12-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PerfectVerse06

Actually, it was your degree from PerfectVerse and Lil_Sunshine's University of Ghetto Pimpology that got you this far.

'Raise your styrofoam cup
If you don't give a

'

I forgot. That must be it. Funny thing is we've been out of cups in da office all week.

PerfectVerse06 · #7 07-12-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by marquise1911

I forgot. That must be it. Funny thing is we've been out of cups in da office all week.

Yeah, because everyone in your office has been so impressed with your performance and skills, they have all enrolled into the PLUGP undergraduate program. Thanks to you, we have experienced an enormous amount of applicants!!!

lil_sunshine · #8 07-12-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PerfectVerse06

Yeah, because everyone in your office has been so impressed with your performance and skills, they have all enrolled into the PLUGP undergraduate program. Thanks to you, we have experienced an enormous amount of applicants!!!

Which could only mean that we'd need to hire more faculty, you know, like teena.

marquise1911 · #9 07-17-2006, 11:19 AM

2 my ex: How dare u tell someone not to be my friend, because I'm not what I seem. LOL. Dis coming from someone who thought it was only a minor offense to not mention u had four kids. The same vile human being who lies about their job, age, and living situation. Lawd, thank you Jesas! I don't believe in violence. The nerve!