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Ghetto weddings
I have a cousin that plays professional football. I wont say which team, but his wedding so GHETTO to the tenth power. His groomsmen came in with tuxedos, top hats, canes and tim boots with the one leg rolled up! Of course they pimped down the aisle and 4 of them had the fancy cornrolls like Allen Iverson.
When the rev pronounced them man and wife and he started to kiss his bride, the groomsmen yelled " Slob her down dog!" in the church.
My wedding wasnt ghetto per se but my husbands sisters, who I asked to be my bridesmaids along with my three sisters took it upon themselves to go to the mall and buy dresses that they wanted. My weddding was to start a 3pm, they showed up at 3:45PM with crushed velvet dresses on when everyone else in the wedding party had on silk halter top type dresses. I didnt know this until I was walking down the aisle and see them @#&^%#'s standing there. Needless to say, I went slam off after the ceremony.
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