Maid of Honor: So, where'd you end up getting your wedding dress?
Bride: Oh, it just happened to fall out of the back of a LV truck.
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Facile remedium est ubertati; sterilia nullo labore vincuntur. I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
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