Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[Live_Wire17]

2 the section 8 tenants that have moved into my neighborhood: Please stop parking on the street at 1130 pm with your music blasting. I know that you have lucked up on renting a 300,000 house for $20 a month while the rest of us pay mortagages and you don't have to work. I am going to call the po po on your azzes if this isht don't stop. I am tired of your kids always throwing rocks in the streets and I have to dodge them because I can't afford to buy new tires for my SUV. Gas is high as hell. Why are those kids outside this late on a school night anyway, it's no wonder your kids are 13 in the 4th grade...take ya'll azzes to school. I'm ready to phase a nucca right now!!

[marquise1911]

To whoever designed the new GC logo! Why did you leave out "psi"?

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

To whoever designed the new GC logo! Why did you leave out "psi"?

I noticed that!!

[KAPPAtivating]

To the Miami Heat...

I am glad you all won last night, but I'mma need y'all to get ya ihst together! A win is a win, but dayum! If you play another game and have all those dayum turnovers, I am going to boycott the team. Dwayne Wade can't do everything(although he is Superman). Now let's get this isht together and spank some @ss

[jitterbug13]

Wow!!!! I just wrote a simular letter on the Open Letter thread!!!!

[marquise1911]

I feel u on that one! My blood pressure is still up!

[lil_sunshine]

To Kim:

I have a few questions and comments for your hearing impaired azz:

1. Why do you insist on contacting me whenever I don't call you back?
2. Why, when you can't get me at home, do you call my JOB?
3. Why did you proceed to call me on Monday and tell me that over the weekend you did your laundry ALL BY YOURSELF?
4. Do you REALLY think I give a $h!t that you did your laundry ALL BY YOURSELF b/c I wasn't there to do it for you b/c half the dayum time you can't be fcuking bothered doing all of your laundry?
5. Do you REALLY think that I wanna talk to you after you berated and belittled me, telling me that you're fly and all the b!@tches you fcuk with on your job are fly and you don't fcuk with bum b!@tches?

I think you know the answers to questions 4 & 5, so I won't answer them for you. Also, you must know that although you consider me your "twin" and best friend, the feeling's DEFINITELY NOT mutual. Why, you ask? B/c you have a big azz mouth and you talk about everyone, including me, behind their backs. My best friend is the mother of my godchildren and the root to my tree. You, on the other hand, are merely a leaf that is only around for a season before you blow away in another direction. Now go blow the fcuk away and leave me the fcuk alone!!!!!!

[marquise1911]

^^^DAYMN!!! Now dat's some anger

[lil_sunshine]

I think it's more cynicism and sarcasm than anger. But she just won't stop calling me. She's like a bad rash- she won't go away.

BTW, if you think I exuded anger, you shoulda seen Kim all up in my grill yelling at me like she was my drill sergeant.