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TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX & GREEK CHAT FILMS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH PERFECTVERSE PRODUCTIONS PRESENT...
The Most Anticipated Film of the Year
THE FAKE PROBLEMS SOCIETY
FEATURING A STAR-STUDDED ENSEMBLE CAST THAT INCLUDES:
Valkyrie
AlphaFrog
Mulattogyrl
AXiD670
Munchkin03
amycat412
FeeFee
CrimsonTide4
KLPDaisy
Dionysus
Sister Havana
ADqtPiMel
JocelynC
SOPi_Jawbreaker
A SPECIAL GUEST STAR APPERANCE BY PERFECTVERSE
AND MANY MORE….
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
In a world where petite women’s needs are often ignored, a place that allows people to congregate and complain about problems that aren’t really troubles becomes necessary for survival.
Valkyrie stars as the innovator who would create the social order known as the Fake Problem Society. Watch as the members of this society struggle with issues such as which hot party to attend, where they should spend outrageous amounts of money, which hot guy to date, and where to go while on a lavish month-long vacation. Your heart will melt when you learn of all the horrific things these women have had to deal with.
The New York Times gives this film 5 stars, and then felt bad about having the power to rate films and influence others on the quality of motion pictures. The Film Critic who reviewed "The Fake Problems Society" realized that he was wrong for working at his dream job and eventually quit. After the Film Critic quit, the owners of the New York Times soon learned the error of their ways and shut down the paper because it was one of the most read publications in the world.
Proceeds from the ticket sales for this film will go to support Taualumna’s quest to find clothes to fit her petite frame. MAKE A DIFFERENCE, AND THEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF FOR HELPING OTHERS.
CATCH THIS BREATH-TAKING STORY AT A THEATER NEAR YOU, THEN FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF FOR HAVING THE TIME AND MONEY TO SPEND ON GOING TO SEE A MOVIE!
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