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06-02-2006, 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by amycat412
CindyLou Who asked the Grinch "Why are all the clothes too big? Do they think I am thick?"
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OMG - I. Can't. Stand. Y'all
I'm sitting @ my desk with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard!!!
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06-02-2006, 01:42 PM
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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
I cannot get the song Short D**k Man out of my head. I am blaming this thread.
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How about a little Skee-Lo?
I wish I was a little bit taller...
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06-02-2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally posted by ISUKappa
How about a little Skee-Lo?
I wish I was a little bit taller...
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I go simple I go easy I go Greyhound.
Unfortunately, because I'm so tall, I don't have enough legroom while on the bus. I'm going to start a revolution.
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06-02-2006, 02:06 PM
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My laughter and tears started with Valkyrie's Petitetopia  and then Perfect Verse's movie starring Polly Pocket kicked it up a notch.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-02-2006, 02:11 PM
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I am surprised I haven't seen this mentioned in the thread:
Short People - Randy Newman
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
(Disclaimer: I'm 5'3" and I like this song.  )
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06-02-2006, 02:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by valkyrie
I go simple I go easy I go Greyhound.
Unfortunately, because I'm so tall, I don't have enough legroom while on the bus. I'm going to start a revolution.
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Sometimes when I ride the bus and I have to stand I bump into the pole with my mammaries and it really hurts. I DEMAND that public transportation offer padded poles for those like myself.
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06-02-2006, 02:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Peaches-n-Cream
Is it wrong that I am thinking of the song "Short People" by Randy Newman?
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Sister Havana, I thought of it yesterday, lol!
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06-02-2006, 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Sometimes when I ride the bus and I have to stand I bump into the pole with my mammaries and it really hurts. I DEMAND that public transportation offer padded poles for those like myself.
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I resent having to stand at all. I DEMAND that there be more seats added to buses and trains. Or at least have one saved just for me!
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06-02-2006, 02:31 PM
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What happened to Taualumna???
The plight of short people must be fought. She must stand against the oppressors. The fate of the short world rest on her coming back to inform us of how ignorant short people can't read the word "Petite" hanging over the dept. because it's just too high, and even on the tippy tippy toes cannot be seen by those who are a representative height of the oompa-loompas and the Lolly-pop Guild. For these and for the children, elderly, and little fluffy animals, she must come back and fight the opposition.
FIGHT TEH GIANTS!!
LONG LIVE TEH SMALL (minded) PEOPLE!!!
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06-02-2006, 02:52 PM
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This is the best GC thread I have ever seen.
For the record, I'm 5', 19, and I have never shopped in the petites section.
Only now do I realize my mistake. Had I shopped there, my vertically-challenged sisters would not be suffering.
I feel horrible. I think I'm going to go lay in bed today and reflect on what consequence my thoughless actions have had.
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06-02-2006, 02:55 PM
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Originally posted by SigKapCoug
This is the best GC thread I have ever seen.
For the record, I'm 5', 19, and I have never shopped in the petites section.
Only now do I realize my mistake. Had I shopped there, my vertically-challenged sisters would not be suffering.
I feel horrible. I think I'm going to go lay in bed today and reflect on what consequence my thoughless actions have had.
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It can't be your fault. You couldn't have KNOWN that petite departments existed before this thread. But now, you can reform and unite with other petites. Maybe ya'll can even stand on eachother's shoulders so you can locate the petite department in the store.
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06-02-2006, 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by AlphaFrog
Maybe ya'll can even stand on eachother's shoulders so you can locate the petite department in the store.
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LOL.
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06-02-2006, 03:01 PM
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This thread makes me wonder what happened to OTW??? She should have thrown in her $0.67 cents by now.
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06-02-2006, 03:19 PM
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Alan Jackson likes petites. Maybe he'll join in our revolution ??
Have a little love on a little honeymoon
You got a little dish and
you got a little spoon
A little bitty house and a little bitty yard
A little bitty dog and a little bitty car
Well, it's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
A little bitty baby in a little bitty gown
It'll grow up in a little bitty town
Big yellow bus and little bitty books
It all started with a little bitty look
Well, it's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
You know you got a job and
a little bitty check
Six pack of beer and a television set
Little bitty world goes around and around
Little bit of silence and a little bit of sound
A good ole boy and a pretty little girl
Start all over in a little bitty world
A little bitty plan and a little bitty dream
It's all part of a little bitty scheme
It's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
It's alright to be little bitty
A little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
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06-02-2006, 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by AlphaFrog
This thread makes me wonder what happened to OTW??? She should have thrown in her $0.67 cents by now.
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I was thinking about her too.
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