You sho is ugly!

[Sugar_N_Spice]

ROTFLMBO!!!!! Y'all got me laughing so hard that my cheeks HURT!!!

Anyway, here's the list:
*Brandy (her eyes are WAAAAYYY too far apart)
*I my GOD--Sam Cassel (he looks like a Weasel to me)
*Nas (dayum, all that $$$ and you can't fix your teeth?!)
*JD (he looks like his breath stank (DQTE--I say that about folks too!!!)
*Shaq (bka Magilla the Gorilla--sorry ST!!)
*Tyrese (he's only cute sometimes to me at certain angles)
*Tori Spelling (She wins the MJ Vanguard Ugly Award, IMO)
*Usher (My Mom said "You remind me of a Mon--key in the zoo--you make me wanna throw up--when I--see you"!!!!)...

I forgot:
*Lil John (from "Lil John & the Eastside Boyz)--this is why you don't have sex when you're drunk!!
*Eightball (from "EightBall & MJG)--bka Beanie Seagal's 1st Cousin!!
*Beyonce's sister Solange (compared to her sister, DAYUM WTF happened to her?!)
*Nicole from RW10 (she's not ugly but her makeup makes her look like a clown)
*All of Snoop's Clique, esp. the Eastsidaz (they look like they take baths in piles of dirt)
*Beenie Man (Somebody threw up and out he came!!)

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by Sugar_N_Spice
ROTFLMBO!!!!! Y'all got me laughing so hard that my cheeks HURT!!!

Anyway, here's the list:
*Brandy (her eyes are WAAAAYYY too far apart)
*I my GOD--Sam Cassel (he looks like a Weasel to me)
*Nas (dayum, all that $$$ and you can't fix your teeth?!)
*JD (he looks like his breath stank (DQTE--I say that about folks too!!!)
*Shaq (bka Magilla the Gorilla--sorry ST!!)
*Tyrese (he's only cute sometimes to me at certain angles)
*Tori Spelling (She wins the MJ Vanguard Ugly Award, IMO)
*Usher (My Mom said "You remind me of a Mon--key in the zoo--you make me wanna throw up--when I--see you"!!!!)...

I forgot:
*Lil John (from "Lil John & the Eastside Boyz)--this is why you don't have sex when you're drunk!!
*Eightball (from "EightBall & MJG)--bka Beanie Seagal's 1st Cousin!!
*Beyonce's sister Solange (compared to her sister, DAYUM WTF happened to her?!)
*Nicole from RW10 (she's not ugly but her makeup makes her look like a clown)
*All of Snoop's Clique, esp. the Eastsidaz (they look like they take baths in piles of dirt)
*Beenie Man (Somebody threw up and out he came!!)

I can't believe that you've echoed my EXACT thoughts!! Shaq does look like Magilla Gorilla (I thought I was the only one who even knew about Magilla Gorilla ) Eightball looks like a big black beach ball. The Eastsidaz used to be jailbirds with Snoop AND they smoke maaaad trees, so they will always have that appearance. Nicole needs makeup tips from a pro, Solange has some time b/f anyone can call her truly ugly, although them ears are sooo much like her big sister's; JACKED UP!!!!! Poor girl. Beenie Man reminds me of my sister's ex, and that's not meant to be a compliment!!! Poor Brandy's eyes are in her temples, and ever since she got them damn braids, her eyes moved even farther apart. And I don't know who actually thinks Tyrese is cute, b/c he's always been ugly, before and after he took out his labret piercing. Yikes!!

[Salience]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

Whoopie Goldberb but not me I find them to beautiful from within.

Umm, since we're dissin unenlightened folks who hate themselves and their people: Whoopi is a BIG OLE HATA! Ted Danson and the Roast?!!? How young are y'all?!? What work does she do in the Black community?

I mean, she got her cheddar from updated Mammy roles. Anywho...

But, I think Jill and India.Arie are BEEYOUTEAFULL!

[DELTAQTE]

Girl dont' get me started on that roast! Didn't Ted Danson ugly self say something about her big lips or something?


I have to give a thumbs down to Dru Down, I know y'all remember that song "Pimp of the year". Why are all the pimps ugly? Ice-T, Too Short, etc. I would think if you are a pimp, you better be a cute pimp



QTE

[lil_sunshine]

That's true about the pimps. Bishop Don "Magic" Juan out of Chi-town wasn't beautiful either! The thing about pimps is that they are smart enough to brainwash any ho and make her believe that she needs him to help take care of her money. Yeah okay, that wouldn't be me!!! And DELTAQTE, I agree with you about Dru Down. I thought I was the only one who thought he was ugly. And I'm sure you'd agree with me when I say that he had no rapping or acting skills whatsoever (remember Original Gangstas?).

[jetsetter1913]

Hey you guys forgot Crunchy Black of the 3-6 Mafia. If you don't know him, then you should know he is ugly from his name.

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by jetsetter1913
Hey you guys forgot Crunchy Black of the 3-6 Mafia. If you don't know him, then you should know he is ugly from his name.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I don't know who he is, but that is just too funny, LMAO!

[DELTAQTE]

My homegirl who is at my house told me to add Angie Martinez to the list for Jacked up teeth. She met her a few months ago.


I would like to add Olive Oil to the ugly list. As a child I never understood why these two men were fighting over this broad.



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[DELTAQTE]

I herby declare that Angie Stone be removed from the list!

Any woman that is the baby mama of D'Angelo is on my good side! Why didn't someone tell me that?????

(QTE<<<<<<mean mugging Sorors and GC members.)


She said the main reason why they broke up is because when he became a sex symbol, people couldn't understand why he was with someone as plain as her. wow! She said it took a long time to get over him though.


QTE

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4


I bought Angie's CD and this picture on the inside cover shows her beauty to me:

SHE IS CLEARLY BEAUTIFUL!!

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by DELTAQTE
I would like to add Olive Oil to the ugly list. As a child I never understood why these two men were fighting over this broad.

QTE

HELL NAW!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! ROTF!! LMAO!!!

[lil_sunshine]

Well, Olive Oyl WAS ugly! Her schnozz was tooo long for her kinda round face and she was entirely toooo skinny. I remember that there was some controversy surrounding her in the comic book version of Popeye in the 90's b/c she wanted to have an abortion. Personally, I think that she wanted to do it b/c she knew she was tooo slim to carry a child. I think the child would've been carrying her toward the end of the pregnancy!!!

[thesweetestone]

Originally posted by lovelyivy84


Brad Pitt has his days when he is not so cute either. He has atrocious skin for one thing.

But yeah, overall the man is fine as heck. Sop him up with a bisuit fine!

HIS SKIN DOES LOOK BAD! IT'S AMAZING HOW BEAUTY FADES. IN SOME OF HIS MOVIES I JUST SIT AND DROOL.

KELLY FROM DESTINY'S CHILD SHE'S UGLY. HER LIPS ARE TOO BIG

BRANDY IS UGLY

TAYE DIGGS IS SO OVERRATED. HE IS NOT CUTE AND HE REALLY CAN'T ACT.

TIGER WOODS HE HATES BLACK WOMEN TOO. HIS BIG TEETH A**

[thesweetestone]

SORRY I FORGOT

ANGIE MARTINEZ- HER TEETH ARE FUDGED UP

SPIKE LEE- NOUGH SAID

[txdiva]

LMAO!!!

Sam Cassell-Looks like an alien!
Jay-Z-Look like he shoved a bunch of cotton balls in his mouth
Michael Jackson-nuff said!
Shaq-Remind me of "Grape Ape" (remember that cartoon?)
Shemar Moore-used to be fine to me, but he's too damn cocky!
Lil Wayne- with his rodent a**!
Lil Mo-look like a fish!
ODB-Need I say more?
JD look like a little rat, too!