She sure wasn't ashamed!
The hostess grabbed her a knife and a paper plate talking about, "Who wants cake?!?!"
I politely asked her if she saw the bug on the cake, but it's obvious that it was on there! She said, "Oh girl, quit acting high siddity and get you some cake. You know you had roaches up in your place when you grew up." Ummmmmmmmmmm, NO I didn't, actually. And that's not being high siddity, that's being highly sanitary!
I was feeling sick after seeing that big old roach on the food we were supposed to be eating, so I told her I'd holla at her later.
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