Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[Rudey]

Isn't it weird when our secretary walks like a man? Like she stomps and that annoying foot smacking shoe sound happens. Plus she does it rapidly. I feel like this is what an NPHC step show is like and I can't handle it anymore. Plus she's really loud when she talks and I have to close my door and jam music and I still hear her. I'm going insane over this.

-Rudey