Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[PerfectVerse06]

Thanks!! I feel so enlightened!

I'll try to use 'phase' in my everyday conversation.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

To my husband: I am sick of this Neo shiggity. I want to smack the shiggity out of you. I want to beat you with your own paddle until the hot glued letters and crest fall off.

Why, because the next time you tell me you can't pick up our kids because your frat's car is down and you have to go get him, I am going to put nails in all your tires so that you will have to get some other frat to come get you. Why won't I come get you? Because I will be busy hauling the kids around.

BTW, don't use money from the joint account to get the tires repaired either.

Oh yeah, stop wearing all that frat 'nalia to bed, it doesn't have the effect on me that you want. You are now 42 years old and when I was 19, let's say, I enjoyed the thrill with a member who at age 21, didn't need viagra.

[unspokenone25]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww wwwwwwwwww

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Barbie:

Thank you for taking a vacay day today so I could get this off my chest in your absence.

Now, can your bottle blonde azz PLEASE get your stuff together? I know the old adage about blondes being dumb is true in some remote cases, but you as a BOTTLE blonde make them all look bad. Your blatant stupidity knows no bounds. A bag of rocks has a higher IQ than you ever will. You, as my immediate supervisor, give me tasks to complete for you which I do because it's my job. But why do you choose not to give me a deadline or time frame when these tasks need to be completed and then you catch an attitude when I don't finish in lightening speed? The last time I checked, I was a human being, not Superman or Cheetara from the Thundercats. So you need to fall back with that stupid attitude of yours and continue surfing the internet during work hours, since it seems to be the only thing you're good at anyway. So I'm gonna give you a stern warning- which you may take as a ghetto attitude since I'm the only AA person in the entire office: Next time you ask me to do something and you either don't show me how to do it right the first time or complain about how long I'm taking, I'ma smack you upside your cabbage with a jar of mayo and make cole slaw!!!!!!!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Barbie:

Thank you for taking a vacay day today so I could get this off my chest in your absence.

Now, can your bottle blonde azz PLEASE get your stuff together? I know the old adage about blondes being dumb is true in some remote cases, but you as a BOTTLE blonde make them all look bad. Your blatant stupidity knows no bounds. A bag of rocks has a higher IQ than you ever will. You, as my immediate supervisor, give me tasks to complete for you which I do because it's my job. But why do you choose not to give me a deadline or time frame when these tasks need to be completed and then you catch an attitude when I don't finish in lightening speed? The last time I checked, I was a human being, not Superman or Cheetara from the Thundercats. So you need to fall back with that stupid attitude of yours and continue surfing the internet during work hours, since it seems to be the only thing you're good at anyway. So I'm gonna give you a stern warning- which you may take as a ghetto attitude since I'm the only AA person in the entire office: Next time you ask me to do something and you either don't show me how to do it right the first time or complain about how long I'm taking, I'ma smack you upside your cabbage with a jar of mayo and make cole slaw!!!!!!!

Dead

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

idied

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally posted by marquise1911
Phase- a term commonly used in the sentence “phase my ass”, by persons from the “hood” (see ghetto) or those from the south (especially FL). To phase means to fight, attack, or maim an individual. Phasing is generally a black thing. Phasing cannot occur unless both individuals know how to “throw their sets up”.

See KAPPAtivating for details.

Much like Marquise stated...PHASE (in this context) means to fight me (I dare you)! If a person is really all that then skip the talk and PHASE me! If you bad enough to talk about it...then be about it. Let's go toe to toe! *Dusting my clothes off and switching back to my refined, bougie(?), alter ego*

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Thanks!! I feel so enlightened!

I'll try to use 'phase' in my everyday conversation.

You can use phase in such catchy phrases as: <- I rhymed!

"Then shoot me a phase b%$ch!"

"Shyyy...Then phase a ni99a."

"I bet he won't shoot a phase."

"Stop all the talk and let's phase trick."

[Marie]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Yes, inquiring minds would like to know what that means.

Hmmm, I thought that he was just referring to the fact that her mom said that her nephew was just going through a phase.

For example:

Girl A: "Hey did you see Girl C's new Coach bag?"
Girl B: "Shyyyyyyt! Coach, my azz! She got that mess right down in Chinatown."

I'll have to try using it (phase) in the context noted above.

[PerfectVerse06]

Let's see if I've got this right...

So you were about to PHASE that MRI Tech and 'como esta' her in the throat for hurting you?

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Let's see if I've got this right...

So you were about to PHASE that MRI Tech and 'como esta' her in the throat for hurting you?

What! I was about to shoot her a vicious phase, but I had to remind myself that I'm a gentleman.

[teena]

2 marquise1911. Although you provide a public service to GC by posting your picture(I have gotten to a point where I no longer lick the monitor when I see that picture) I am angry with you for not starting another GC awards. The first one went so well and I think it is high time for another one. Boooo to marquise1911**hits marquise with a tomato then runs really fast**

2 Perfect Verse06. I know that you would like to have marquise's baby. But he was on Maury yesterday. He has 20 children with 12 different baby momma's. He also didnt want to claim the 2 children he has with his wife. I thought you should know that henny keeps getting him in trouble.

That is all for now. I will be back with more. You can be certain of that.

[teena]

2 teena, go sleep if you are bored. Quit posting junk on the internet.

2 the dude in Walmart with his woman and flock of children. I saw you and your family once in the store. Ya'll stood out because you were staring at me like I was the last piece of Popeye's chicken at the weight watcher's meeting. Your woman looked pretty rough, like she just left Shawshank. I later saw you guys again. I noticed that you dropped back and let your fam walk ahead while trying to get my attention. Your Jherri curl almost broke me down, a man with a jherri curl in 2006 is awsome. Although I do think a man trying to cheat on his woman, and has a whole team of kids, and wears 'ran' over shoes is the epitome of sexy- I will have to pass. So tempting but I will pass. Too much man for me.

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by K.O.T.S
to the punk a$$ nugs that join frats: you ain't hard b/c you chose to start/talk $#it at a party where your frat outnumbers others 5 to 1. if you were as hard as you think you are it would be you verses the one you got beef with not your org verses another org.

the thugs and thug wannabes that hate greeks so they go to greek parties: forget about the greeks you hate and notice the women. they come in droves dressed flawless and looking for a good time. all they want is someone to talk to/kick it with/ dance with/ complimented etc and they get tired of being overlooked by ya'll b/c ya'll to busy gettin into fights and ending the party early.

How could I miss this. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo true. I HATE the both of these types!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by teena
2 the dude in Walmart with his woman and flock of children. I saw you and your family once in the store. Ya'll stood out because you were staring at me like I was the last piece of Popeye's chicken at the weight watcher's meeting. Your woman looked pretty rough, like she just left Shawshank. I later saw you guys again. I noticed that you dropped back and let your fam walk ahead while trying to get my attention. Your Jherri curl almost broke me down, a man with a jherri curl in 2006 is awsome. Although I do think a man trying to cheat on his woman, and has a whole team of kids, and wears 'ran' over shoes is the epitome of sexy- I will have to pass. So tempting but I will pass. Too much man for me.

Dearest teena: You need extra special care, attention and professional help.