Greekchat Christmas List - Page 6

James · #1 12-06-2001, 02:09 PM

PKTSUO1,

Scientists found a man that had no refractory period. He had 6 orgasms in something less than 20 minutes and only stopped because the test conditions were uncomfortable. Read that and weep.

Beef,

I feel you. I believe Santa has a new much younger Mrs. CLaus right now. Wasn't she in a sports illustrated Swim Suit Calendar?

Dear Santa,

First I would like to thank you for that flask of Crown Royal and the blonde at the Christmas Party last year. I didn't ask for her, but she was a great perk, she went well beyond the call of duty under the mistletoe . . .

This year I have some modest requests:

1. A Harem.
2. A new mansion to live in with servants.
3. a fleet of vehicles.
4. . . .

Screw it, just give me what G8Ralphaxi asked for: Money!!!!

Send me a lot and I'll share some with her

And I promise I'll buy the rest of my list myself. See how much space I am saving you? Just send me a winning lottery ticket . . . for say 100 million. I'll even make sure Beef doesn't get with your woman. In fact I'll buy the rest of the GC'ers that have posted their gifts also*, I'm sooo not greedy

.

[/COLOR=BLUE] * Subject to interpretation by the distributor of the funds on how to fulfill the wording of the written gift wish.[/COLOR]

CrimsonTide4 · #2 12-06-2001, 03:31 PM

All I want for Christmas is my 2 FRONT TEETH

-- LOL

I want the following:
1. George Foreman Grill in the hopes that I will begin to cook more.

2. Pots and pans -- same as #1

3. Knee High Leather Boots

4. VS shower gels and lotions -- I'm all out

5. Gift certificates for books, movies, CDs

New Year's Resolution: TO GET OUT OF OHIO come JULY 1, 2002!!
To continue my walk with Christ.
To stop procastinating so much
To actually put the ABS OF STEEL tape in the VCR!
To Remember that what God has for me, it is for me.

Lots-a-Heart · #3 12-07-2001, 08:44 AM

This year for Christmas, I would love the following:

1. Any one of the smart, funny guys in my POli Sci or Law class

2. A house for my local sorority

3. A lap top so I don't have to take all the books out of the library, bring them home, hand write then type up essays!

4. A new car (any kind...just new!)

5. For all four ships from the East coast to come home to Halifax safely (and for any defence personnel from any country, to get home quickly and safely)

From a military daughter on the surprinsingly warm east coast,

Tom Earp · #4 12-07-2001, 06:31 PM

I want a sled just like Santas so I can come and visit all of my GC Friends!

But it would have to be a quicky

Starting on East Coast and ending in Hawaii to have OTW'S POI!

KappaStargirl · #5 12-08-2001, 08:15 PM

Dear Hannukah Harry,

Please bring me

1) peace of mind
2) some parents to watch the children that run around my library
3) a check made out for the exact amount I owe on my Visa card
4) a sapphire pendant from Tiffany's
5) that boy that plays Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter movie
6) a new VW Cabrio, white please with a gray cloth interior
7) the pub date on the next Harry Potter book
8) a BIG gift certificate to Barnes and Noble so I can quell my book-buying for a week
9) someone to pay for my wedding
10) pants that fit

PinkStar17 · #6 12-17-2001, 04:14 AM

Dear Santa,

Please bring me any or all of the following,

1. a good guy!!! Im tired of getting hurt, where are all the good guys hiding?!!!
2. to agree with most of the girls on here, jerk repellent sounds GREAT!!! would help with #1
3. A CAR... any kind will do, just one that works im not picky
4.MONEY --something we all could use..
5.for my roomate to stop being..... well to stop being so roomateish ( those with horror stories know what i mean)
6. a lifetime supply of ben and jerrys for those days that just dont seem complete without a pint!!
7.to have someone to celebrate new years with (would work with #1)
8.a vacation!!! anywhere not here...

THANKS SANTA YOUR THE BEST!!! Ill be looking for you christmas eve

LOLOL that was fun! I like this post

HeavenslilAngel · #7 12-17-2001, 05:40 AM

Dear Santa,

I have been a good little girl or so I think, so if you could hook a sister up with whats on this list that would be great:

1) my boyfriend's book to resurface and for him to trust me still, for him to quit studying his life away and spend a little more time with e without the books always being there.

2) for me to not have to drop anything this semester and to improve my gpa

3) my boyfriends motivation to study but still have fun

4) a car

5) my mom to not be so overprotective

6) to be an officer in my sorority at some point in my college career
7)for my boyfriends mom to go through surgery and be ok and have a quick recovery.

8) For all my fellow GCer's to get what they want and for them to have a very merry christmas and a happy new years!

Have a drink for me and if you drink don't get too drunk and if you do have a DD!

Thats it and tell mrs claus i said wazzzzzzzzzzup?

alphachiohmy · #8 12-01-2002, 01:13 AM

All I want for Christmas ...

Glow perfume by JLO

Starbucks gift card

Guess black leather purse

A cute boy between 23 and 26 years old with a job and a love for St. Louis sports and who likes to work out and OR the Abercrombie model in skivies at the mall by me Friday!

Candle holders from Pier 1 & candles

a year-long gym membership for when my membership runs out in three months

OUlioness01 · #9 12-01-2002, 01:24 AM

dear Santa:
I need to make additions to my list. I also want new slippers, scrapbooking materials, and it would be nice to get on the dean's list. also, could i please find a nice boy (at least 5'7" and 20 years of age) so i could date someone who was good for me instead of all the stereotypical guys i always seem to find?? Thank you Santa!

FAB*SpiceySpice · #10 12-01-2002, 02:59 AM

My list this year includes:

*Ralph Lauren Glamorous (sp??) perfume....a nice big bottle of it

*My North Face fleece I've wanted forever
*An iPod (mp3 player)
*A decent GPA for this semester....and some motivation to do well next semester!!!
*For all my newly appointed positions and things I plan to do to go smoothly!!
*Help me get over Loser....I'm done, finished, not happening ever again! Honestly!!! Just make me strong enough to tell him to go to hell.

Ok, that is it, thank you!!!

(I actually already know I'm getting the mp3 player and the fleece b/c I saw them in my parents closet, but I just like to pretend I don't know.

)

Merry (early) Christmas everyone!!!!!!

juniorgrrl · #11 12-01-2002, 03:27 AM

Dear Santa,

This year, I would like:

*Good grades for my first semester in law school. This is the first time in my life I've ever worried about making anything lower than a B. I'd like to keep the GPA above the 3.0 level.

*For the boy to hurry up and propose, already! I'm getting itchy to start planning a wedding!! Plus, I can't wait to don that piece of hand-candy - I hope he goes for the full 1.5 carats

Hootie · #12 12-01-2002, 03:33 AM

I am asking for an entertainment center to replace the one I had to leave with my ex-fiancee in Austin. To go along with that, I'm hoping to inherit my family's television once my dad figures out which big screen tv he wants.

Other than that I'm asking for some Ansel Adams artwork. I love his work and gave my ex my favorite Ansel Adams last year as a Christmas gift. I do not wish for the same piece, but I'd like to get a couple to decorate my bare apartment walls with.

Otherwise, I'd like some Yankee candles and maybe some gift certificates to Casual Corner so I can buy some new work clothes.

1savvydiva · #13 12-01-2002, 07:45 AM

Dear Santa,
It's me here, I have been a really good girl this year, I only want a few easy things...

...to be rich

...to not have to work

...to have a nice looking, successful man

...OH...I KNOW...just get me ONE Vince Carter...that will take care of all of the above!!!!

KappaKittyCat · #14 12-01-2002, 02:37 PM

Dear Santa,

Hope you're well. Know you're busy, so I'll keep it brief. For Christmas this year, I would like:

1) A laptop;
2) An enamled, diamond KKG badge;
3) For my chapter to bid quota and COB to total;
4) Enough money to finish school and pay back my parents;
5) Permission to have a kitty in the dorm (I'll get the kitty myself from the Humane Society);
6) To be able to go to CMU and start my Dalcroze certification this summer;
7) Peace on earth and goodwill toward men.

Thank you,
KappaKittyCat

RubberSoul · #15 12-01-2002, 03:02 PM

Oh wow.....I don't know if I have been good enough to deserve all this, but under my tree I want.....

A tiny Yorkie puppy
A new champagne Lexus LX 470
A check to pay off all my credit cards (I won't tell you how much THAT would be)
A gift certificate for a new house
A new baby (100% healthy, full-term and natural this time, please!)
A full set of Louis luggage just like Puffy!!!!!
Paul McCartney

Or if all that is too much to ask, perhaps just a really nice treadmill, a square-cut white gold diamond necklace to match my earrings from last year, and the new baby.