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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC they had this store called SNOB SHOP but from the looks of the clothes it should be called WE BE CLUBBING or STANK HOES or HOT MESS HEFFAS and HOMEBOYS OUTLET?!!?
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HC I was LMAO at that
HC here, that store could be Rave
HC no offense to the Rave shoppers out there
HC hit dogs holler
HC some holler louder than others
HC don't sweat the small stuff and don't make small stuff large stuff
HC theres a shoe store named Eves that sell 4 inch plastic heels
HC you have to be a member of the stank committee to wear those
HC this guy pulled up beside me and said girl you look like Chaka Khan
HC I don't look like no damn Chaka Khan
HC he thought he was complimenting me
HC gas is .99 a gallon
HC my gizzle tizzle is full to the rizzle you dizzle
HC my insprizzle for the above sentizzle came from Novizzle, fo shizzle my nizzle you hizzle
HC I met this new guy
HC we don't talk anymore
HC I talked to him twice
HC he seems gay to me
HC his "s" words bother me...sophisticated, sweets, sexy
HC he pronounces those words a little feminine to me
HC he's cute but I'm sticking to my gut instinct
HC my sister called this morning and said she was coming over to get a plate
HC I said a plate of what, Thanksgiving is over
HC the turkey is now turkey salad

HC I'm editing this just cause...