Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!

[teena]

***struggling to maintain my composure, think Hale Berry accepting her award. Walking onstage with my escort, John Cena. He kisses my cheek as I approach the podium***

I would like to thank myself for not being a follower/cosigner.
I would also like to thank myself for knowing when to speak up and when to shut up.
I would to thank myself for being just an all around cool person.
*** Sniff wiping away my tears, getting second wind***

I would just like to thank all the GC'er who keep this board entertaining.
I would like to thank Shamika T for the countless seconds of entertainment.
I would like to thank ladygreek for providing me the opportunity to express conflicting opions and also assisting me with getting a nice collection of cyber-enemies(j/K). *** winks at ladygreek***. ladygreek, i luv ya!
To marquise1911, shout out to you, keeping the Kappa forum live. You know that AlphaFrog is your baby-momma, so why you playing.
I would like to thank RainMan for going against the grain and still standing tall. I admire that. ***points the finger gun at RainMan*** RainMan, keep on keeping on.
I would like to thank the many of the posters for providing insightful conversations. Starang and OhioCentaur, I love to hear your perspective on women. ***blows kisses*** You guys! DSTChaos, luv your race relation insights. So many others....I just cant name them all.
***Taking a second breath as the tears roll down my eyes***

nonchalant, you are cool with me but we WILL NOT share the most drama award. ***discretely moves back shawl to show gun tucked in wasteband of skirt*** I dont like sharing.

Thanks again to the academy.

***Walks off stage and trips down steps.... rolls into first row of seats. I stand up full of class and style. I smooth my clothes and put my wig back on. It is slightly off center. John Cena helps me to straighten it. We walk back to our seats.***