If GC Was A High School. . .

[nonchalant]

Originally posted by FeeFee
Ladygreek is the Principal of GC High.

Thanks FeeFee as always. Principal she is deemed. I can work with that. I see you didn't comment on the school slut, so that must be accurate, lol.

I see Principal Ladygreek as being a very heavyset woman whom never leaves her office due to her size. She resembles Jabba the Hut with really short arms and wears big glasses with hot pink frames. Her wig is always crooked and she still wears red lipstick which also reflects on her dentures. Everyone morning, she makes the announcements starting off with 10 seconds of heavy breathing before any words come out. She then begins with her greeting followed by today's lunch menu. Her ending recaps the lunch menu followed by her closing and more heavy breathing. Her office smells like fried chicken and biscuits.

Being the misfit student I am, I am constantly called into Jabba's office. She punishes me with lunchroom duty due to being guilty of being pressed, and so I can bring her the leftovers from the cafeteria at the end of the day. She threatens to eat my field trip release form once I return it with parent signature. I've been assigned a seat at lunch time to sit by nappy teena and slobbing Shamika due to my continued drawings and postings of the principal. There's a rumor going around that the community service for the trip is to murder me and serve me to Jabba for lunch. High school can be so cruel. What a world! What a world!