HC?

[teena]

HC doggie is a mutt---30 lb chow mix?
HC I've had her for about 3 years?
HC I love her and I cant stand her at the same time?
HC once she chased away a potential burgular?
HC I adored her for about 4 months?
HC I stopped adoring her when I left my $7 Atlanta Bread Company sandwich on my nightstand while I went to the bathroom?
HC when I came back from the bathroom there was no sandwich and no dog?
HC I hear a weird paper rumpling sound under my bread?
HC MY dog is eating MY sandwich under MY bed?
HC my dog spoke her first word when she came from under the bed?
HC she said 'Thanks for the sandwich mom. Next time hold the mayo'?
HC I have dreams of finding the person who originally gave her to me a leaving her on their lawn?
HC looking for a black dog at night is no fun?
HC she might as well be invisible?
HC my son wont let me get rid of her?
HC I have to make him walk/feed/play with her ----at gun point?
HC does anyone want a dog?