Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[33girl]

F#*K ME SWINGING.

Oh wait, I did say that. Never mind.

[honeychile]

"Of course I can do more than one thing at a time. It's not mulit-tasking, it's being a woman! You can't, however, because your inflated ego gets in the way!"

[StarFish106]

Those of you who think you know everything annoy the hell out of us who do!

[CutiePie2000]

"If I wanted you to know what I did on the weekend, I would tell you".

[1908Revelations]

Originally Posted by CutiePie2000

"If I wanted you to know what I did on the weekend, I would tell you".

Touche!! I generally don't do anything on the weekends, but in the event I do there is no way I am telling those old hen teachers where I work what I do on the weekend. WHen I tell them nothing or homework..they always pry for more as if I am their dose of their daily soaps....I really don't do anything, but damn!

[ziasha07]

Thinking: Bitch I couldn't give a fuck how your 99 cent (insert menu item here) was, nor does my manager. Now get the hell out of my dining room so I can clean it and go home .

Saying: I'm very sorry ma'am, I can get you another item if you like .

[christiangirl]

What in THE HELL were you thinking when your know-nothing, probably illiterate self walked in here? You don't just slam down a piece of paper and tell me to go find whatever title's on it. I may be black, but you take that slave ish somewhere else. And you, little miss ignorant: if you don't know the title, the author, what the book's about, or where you heard about it from, but you know that it's blue, then why don't you go home and search bn.com till you look through every blue book we have in stock. When you find it, call me.

[1908Revelations]

Stop damn calling me on my off day! I didn't come to work for a reason! Stop wasting my text with work stuff!

[Still BLUTANG]

(((((((((ChristianGirl))))))))))
hugs to you, i work in a library. i know how you feel!

Originally Posted by christiangirl

What in THE HELL were you thinking when your know-nothing, probably illiterate self walked in here? You don't just slam down a piece of paper and tell me to go find whatever title's on it. I may be black, but you take that slave ish somewhere else. And you, little miss ignorant: if you don't know the title, the author, what the book's about, or where you heard about it from, but you know that it's blue, then why don't you go home and search bn.com till you look through every blue book we have in stock. When you find it, call me.

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by AlphaFrog
New Changes to the Company Policy:
"We reserve the right to make any changes at any time by adding to, deleting, or changing an existing policy. The rules set out in this notice are as complete as we can reasonably make them. However, they are not necessarily all-inclusive, because circumstances that we have not anticipated may arise. The company may vary from the policies and provisions if in its sole discretion, the circumstances require. "

So, basically, the policy is whatever the person enforcing the policy wants to make it at that time. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a policy to begin with? I realize there will always be exceptions - but this is silly.

I'm sorry you work for the silly ones

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by Optimist Prime
I'm sorry you work for the silly ones

You know, silly is the best word I could come up with to describe a lot of things done at my office. There is no better word - Silly.

[sageofages]

NO! I did NOT watch the *insert current sport* game last night!

[winnieb]

I have a coworker who thinks our boss is hot- he started a spinning class and was saying something about his legs being sore, and was rubbing his thighs while talking to this coworker....
and about an hour after the boss walked off this coworker says- and i quote....

"he is so hot- he was rubbing his legs, he was making me moist- and well i am sorry but i had to go to the bathroom and take care of this issue he caused"

-yes this invoked shocked looks and gasped from all of us who heard!!

[SigKapSweetie]

Could you put that in a memo and title it 'Shit I Already Know'?

[BaylorBean]

Fedex is late EVERY single time except today when they were early!!!!!! SH*T