What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[marquise1911]

Wow… I'm ashamed to admit it , but one of my older, white, non-greek co workers (a triple qualification for BGLO ignorance), asked me, "Are you a Delta? Ms. Brown down the hall is a Delta." I explained to her the difference and that the only thing we have in common is our colors. She said, "Oh. So they must be your sisters?" I was like, "Just forget about it. You wouldn’t understand and I don't have the time to explain."