Folks can't speak worth a....

here-----her
strawberry----scrawberry
future----fruture
pickle----prickle
nickle---nurkle
penguin---pigwig.....no lie
sausage---sausish
help---hope.....that's two totally different words, so how is that possible
throat----thoat
cleaned----cleant or clint
search----such
touch---turch
steering wheel----stirring wheel
board---boad
strength---scrength
teeth----teef
Mitsubishi---Missabishi
Mississippi---Miss-Sippy
Massachusetts---Massa-too-sits
and the newest I've heard.....ANTHRAX-----AMTRACKS