"Dear Red States..." A Letter From The Blue

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by Lindz928
That will work really well when California breaks off the coast to go hang with Hawaii.

.....Alaska can come too.

ETA: Wasn't Colorado a Red State in 2004? That means we get to keep the good skiing.

Colorado a red state? Meh. We don't need them anyways.

We'll stick with Cali, Hawaii, Oregon, and Washington. ALaska can be part of Russia.

the Blue states will implode because the Northeast will realize that the midwest states are nothing without them. So they will break off. Poor ole Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Illinois and whoever else will have to come up with a new name and will call themselves the " We like to eat Food country".

The Northeast will be called the "Annoying Chowds"



Then we'll just let everyone have a ghetto brawl


ETA: Ohhhh crap. hey, we are taking Las Vegas with us. Not Nevada but just Las Vegas. Oh and we are taking all of the hot women from Arizona. Only the hot women. So many the females from Scottsdale and what not.