Most Embarrasing and/or Funniest Moments

[pretty edAKAted]

man, i have so many...

But a month or so ago, i picked up my niece from school (she is 4) and we were on our way home. (In Nashville around 4pm - 7 pm the traffic is horrible!) so This guy almost hits my car trying to drive fast in 20 mph rush hour traffic. So he caught me off guard and i said "Sh@* I wish you woulda hit me!"

My smart niece waited for about 3 minutes then said "TeeTee, what is that word you said earlier?" I said "Oh, It was just Oh shoot that man had almost hit me" These people in nashville just dont know how to drive at all.

She said, i know, my mommie says that same thing every day too!

[aephi alum]

These stories are great!

Okay...

A little under two years ago, I went in to interview for a job. I was brought into a small conference room to meet the 6 (!) people who would be interviewing me. There was a whiteboard in the room. On my way in, I tripped over the foot of the whiteboard and went flying. (Fortunately, I was wearing a pantsuit.)

I figured I was pretty much toast as a result of my "graceful" entrance, but I muddled through the interview anyway...

... and got the job.

[pretty edAKAted]

okay last one,

i was taking my cousin to a job interview and there was something wrong with my truck. everytime i got out i shocked myself. so anyway she got out the truck and she sat in the office filling out her paperwork. about 10 minutes later her name was called for the interview and she shook the mans hand that was interviewing her, and you'll never believe what happened. she shocked him literally and he replied "Oh, you shocked me" and she didnt get the job. (i'm sure not because of that though, it was just funny)

[pretty edAKAted]

for all those out there looking for jobs, please read and re read your resume to yourself and let others look at it. I was reading this in a book today and thought it was kind of funny, but these people werent even considered for the jobs because of innocent mistakes:

“Excerpts of some hilarious mistakes found on resumes include:
1. “Instrumental for ruining the entire operation of a Midwest chain store.”
2. “Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as ‘job hopping.’ I have never quit a job.”
3. “The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.”
4. “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”
5. “I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.”
6. “References: None. I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.”
Source: A. Fisher, “Stupid Resume Tricks: How to Avoid Getting Hired,” Fortune, July 21, 1997.”