Signs your friend (or you) is/are whooped

BobbyTheDon · #1 09-08-2005, 01:54 PM

Name em.

Whappppppish! or WHOAAAAPAH!

Lindz928 · #2 09-08-2005, 03:14 PM

If a guy will go to the store and buy you tampons he is whipped.

OtterXO · #3 09-08-2005, 05:19 PM

He goes out and she waits up until 2:00 a.m. to pick him and his drunk-ass friends up from the bar...

Lindz928 · #4 09-08-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by OtterXO
He goes out and she waits up until 2:00 a.m. to pick him and his drunk-ass friends up from the bar...

One of my girls has a boyfriend who does this for her.

BobbyTheDon · #5 09-08-2005, 05:44 PM

I was at a restaurant with some friends one time. My bestfriend started to lick his fingerlickin good bbq rib sauce fingers. His girlfriend screamed at him,

" O M G EWWW Don't LICK your Fingerse Like that in PUBLIC. NOT AROUND ME!"

Poor guy had a sad puppy dog face, grabbed a napkin and wipped his fingers. You could see how sad he was as he looked into the napkin and saw the yummy juices wasted away in there.

Heres to you Brian. WhhhhappppiSh!!!!

OtterXO · #6 09-08-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Lindz928
One of my girls has a boyfriend who does this for her.

My old roommate used to do this. Her boyfriend is an asshole and she thinks the sun rises and sets in his ass....so sad.

Rudey · #7 09-08-2005, 06:46 PM

When you have girly furniture instead of cool modern furniture.

-Rudey

ZTAMich · #8 09-08-2005, 07:17 PM

I hate convos like this...

"Can you get me...well Jessica...tickets/free beer, etc?"

Please, don't ask me for stuff that your SO can ask for. I think that's a sign of being whooped.

Lindz928 · #9 09-08-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by OtterXO
My old roommate used to do this. Her boyfriend is an asshole and she thinks the sun rises and sets in his ass....so sad.

Yeah, that is not cool. My friend is a sweetheart at least, and the reason he waits up to pick her and her friends up from the bar is cause he's just not a "going out" person.... He is happier sitting at home and would rather pick her up than have them drive home drunk.

Stinks for your friend though.

HBADPi · #10 09-08-2005, 07:36 PM

- when you blow off friends or cancel plans with said friends to hang out with SO and make no apologies or excuses about leaving them high and dry (i hate when people lose sight of everything bc of the nookie...

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- when bf calls from all the way across town at the crack ass of dawn on a sunday and asks you to drive over to bring him a sprite because all that drinking the night before caused an upset stomach and he's too damn lazy to walk to the fridge and you actually DO IT!

- when you start making excuses for all the assanine things he does and/or the way he treats you

- ETA: my favorite one...when you leave the peace corp (after its been your dream for forever) because your bf calls you one day and says he cant trust himself around girls with you in a different country

LightBulb · #11 09-09-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by HBADPi
- ETA: my favorite one...when you leave the peace corp (after its been your dream for forever) because your bf calls you one day and says he cant trust himself around girls with you in a different country

Ugh...

tunatartare · #12 09-09-2005, 12:32 AM

When you have to miss the season premiere of the OC because of class, and your boyfriend gets his mom to tape it for you because he has a fraternity meeting.

Lindz928 · #13 09-09-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by KLPDaisy
When you have to miss the season premiere of the OC because of class, and your boyfriend gets his mom to tape it for you because he has a fraternity meeting.

I think that's sweet!!!!

tunatartare · #14 09-09-2005, 12:20 PM

I do too, and now I get to watch it on Saturday when he comes.

KillarneyRose · #15 09-09-2005, 04:19 PM

Whenever we go out to eat with my mother-in-law and father-in-law, she never "lets" him order dessert.