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[kddani]

So Ms. Brandi IM'd me yesterday after I got home from work.

She attempted to blackmail me. In exchange for getting this thread closed, she would refrain from posting on the internet a copy of the KD ritual that she claims to have obtained from another GCer. Oh yeah, and she'd remove the references to KD from her websites. Which hi, you're not a KD and never were a real KD, you should do anyway.

Sorry y'all, but I don't do blackmail. The appropriate people at KD HQ have been sent a very detailed information outlining all of this drama and her threats.