Advice to rush thread addicts

[adpiucf]

I Invite You to Take... The Rush Thread Addict Pledge

Place your right hand over your heart and repeat after me:

I (your name here) do most solemnly swear that I will not be a GC psycho-stalker at recruitment.

While I am an avowed rush threads addict, I make the following promises:

I will not promote my sorority in PNM recruitment story threads,
I will not make silly preferential comments about their choice of anyonymous pseudonymns in telling their recruitment stories,
I will not wish PNM's luck in their recruitment stories thread and ask "Any updates" every three posts,
I will not call their school or my sorority to find out where/if they bidded if they go AWOL on Greek Chat.
I will not console them with promises of COB/COR or AI if they don't get the bid they wanted.

In other words, I will remain a normal and sane person. Because I understand this is Greek Chat, this is the internet, and while I may be passionate about Greek Life, I must remain above-board and rational -- because I have a life.

This is my solemn vow.

Signed,
ADPiUCF

* Disclaimer: the above is intended to be taken lightly and to be fun. I invite you to take the "pledge!"