08-01-2005, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 615
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Quote:
Originally posted by ladygreek
Inquiring minds want to know. 
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LOL, I asked him......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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