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I started a new job three weeks ago. After my first two days in the office I had to go to a sales meeting in Iowa with the two sales guys (that are cousins) and my boss (the father of one of the sales guys and uncle of the other). Anyway, they took me to mexican before we headed home. Our flight was delayed and once we finally made it on the plane my stomach was not happy. We were taking off and i realized I need to release some gas. Unfortunatly the take off was bumpy and we had to wait to use the bathroom. I was seated beside one of the sales guys and behind the other when I felt it-
Yes, I cut the cheese right then and there.
So there I am praying it isn't an SBD (silent but deadly) because you couldnt hear it come out.
And then the sales guy next to me hits the other sales guy in front of him in the head (remember they are cousins). He just whaps the shit out of him. The guy in front turns around and is hollering "WTF! What the hell was that fore you arsehole!?" and the other guys is going "Dude, that is nasty! That is just gross! I can't believe you! WHAT DIED IN YOU!". I started rolling laughing. The situation was too funny.
So they both knew it was me and I keep catching hell about it. Before they walk in my office they holler "Is it clear?".
Geeze!
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