Someone Needs to Invent . . .

[oOogirlygirloOo]

[i]In h.s., I had to invent a product to sell, so I made up this thing called spitfire, a chemical that you can drop in your drinks at restaurants. It eats impurities, so if you call out a rude waitress and she spits in your drink, you don't even have to worry about it. [/B]

Very interesting...