Gentlemen, talk about your masturbation stories in here

[a.e.B.O.T.]

Jimmy Hendrickson was in my 7th grade french class. He was a weirdo and pretty much kept to himself. He always set in the back corner and would read the french book the entire time with his chair tilted back against the wall. This was until one day when Ms. Stallings called on him and he didnt answer. So she went and pulled the book from under his eyes and revealed he had his tallywacker between the pages thumbing himself... ahh, middle school. Im sure Ms Stallings has never grabbed a book from a student again...

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by a.e.B.O.T.
Jimmy Hendrickson was in my 7th grade french class. He was a weirdo and pretty much kept to himself. He always set in the back corner and would read the french book the entire time with his chair tilted back against the wall. This was until one day when Ms. Stallings called on him and he didnt answer. So she went and pulled the book from under his eyes and revealed he had his tallywacker between the pages thumbing himself... ahh, middle school. Im sure Ms Stallings has never grabbed a book from a student again...

A kid was doing that in a lab I had freshman year. The TA walked over to him and he had both hands down his pants. The TA had no idea what to do, so he cracked up laughing, asked the kid to go to the restroom and continued with the lab. All of us in the class were in complete shock.

I guess the kid REALLY liked science.

[StumpsGirl]

LAdies, does the mental image of a man masturbating turn you women on?

OK...Maybe this is weird and maybe I am just a freak but I LOVE to watch my man handle himself. We have plenty of experiences WITH each other but I find it very erotic to watch. One of my very favorite experiences was when I walked in on him looking at a bit of soft porn and beginning to take care of it because he thought I was still asleep.I wrapped my arms around him from behind and whispered in his ear..."Do you need some help?" It was H-O-T and went from there!!

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Originally posted by StumpsGirl
OK...Maybe this is weird and maybe I am just a freak but I LOVE to watch my man handle himself. We have plenty of experiences WITH each other but I find it very erotic to watch. One of my very favorite experiences was when I walked in on him looking at a bit of soft porn and beginning to take care of it because he thought I was still asleep.I wrapped my arms around him from behind and whispered in his ear..."Do you need some help?" It was H-O-T and went from there!!

Well...I will sleep better tonight knowing so much about your sex life, good god.

[StumpsGirl]

Well...I will sleep better tonight knowing so much about your sex life, good god.

I'm sorry...I must have missed the part that says we're supposed to pass judgement. I was just adding my own story because i thought someone might enjoy a woman's point of view. I forgot about how prudish some people are.

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Originally posted by StumpsGirl
OK...Maybe this is weird and maybe I am just a freak but I LOVE to watch my man handle himself. We have plenty of experiences WITH each other but I find it very erotic to watch. One of my very favorite experiences was when I walked in on him looking at a bit of soft porn and beginning to take care of it because he thought I was still asleep.I wrapped my arms around him from behind and whispered in his ear..."Do you need some help?" It was H-O-T and went from there!!

Rock on, rock on

[Rudey]

Originally posted by StumpsGirl
I'm sorry...I must have missed the part that says we're supposed to pass judgement. I was just adding my own story because i thought someone might enjoy a woman's point of view. I forgot about how prudish some people are.

Have you guys had anal yet?

-Rudey

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

Originally posted by StumpsGirl
I'm sorry...I must have missed the part that says we're supposed to pass judgement. I was just adding my own story because i thought someone might enjoy a woman's point of view. I forgot about how prudish some people are.

Agreed. The topic of the thread should've tipped you off as to the subject being discussed. If you don't want to read about it, don't click.

[starang21]

one time with the maid's passport pictu.....ooops, never mind....wrong site.

[Drunkie679]

I GOT A REALY BAD ONE, oNE OF THE ACTIVES DRUING HIS PLEDGE SEMSTER GOT THE TASK TO JACK OFF ON A PIECE OF BREAD. sO HE DID, AND ONE OF THE SERVERS TOOK IT TO SOMEONE'S TABLE

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by Drunkie679
I GOT A REALY BAD ONE, oNE OF THE ACTIVES DRUING HIS PLEDGE SEMSTER GOT THE TASK TO JACK OFF ON A PIECE OF BREAD. sO HE DID, AND ONE OF THE SERVERS TOOK IT TO SOMEONE'S TABLE

that made my day, thanks man