BET Awards ~ Soror Gladys Knight will be Honored 6/28

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Terence H: Oh my God..yesss and Jay ain't here neither? I will see what is up with Ms. B afterwards. my my my and she will be in Philly this weekend too! Man gotta work on my game. (Jay come check your woman..Terrence IS plotting on that just to warn you..)

Nelly 2 Kelly: aw you didn't do it like you did the last time..darn ok this is the clean dance ok fine but you know I like it when you...

Michele (DC): (to herself) sing don't trip..move left, lift dress walk down steps..get oh no I got Magic's big azz..ok i can do this walk back up steps..lift dress..don't trip.

Gladys (thinking); Oh Lord what does that child have all over her arm? How many tattoos does she have? Hmph if my niece was still here maybe Aaliyah could have sang instead.

Lauryn: Damn i sounded scratchy..hmm i wonder if Mimi will give me her voice doc's #....Don't need no cracks from Pras and Clef

Mariah: Damn Lauryn sounded scratchy..I really need to give her my doc's #. sigh..i looked so nice..Too bad Derek (Jeter) wasn't here to see me.

Isaiah Washington (in audience): Now I see why Jamie gave me his tickets..nobody is here! Whoa what the hell did Duane do to his hair?? Man somebody needs to talk to him bout that.

Steve H: Hey HAY! watch where you walkin' boy with that fruity azz drink..don'tchu see i have on ALL CREAM? And pull yo pants up..I swear if I didn't love me some Gladys..Me and Ced was supposed to be in Vegas..maybe i can call him on the break..Huh what? You didn't tell me I had to go BACK out there..Dang!


Bob Johnson: Thank God I am done at BET now I can concentrate on my ball team! Dag I forgot to clean out my office. I gotta go back..

Deborah Lee and the rest of the BET viewing audience: Thank God Bob is done at BET! Go play with that team of yours or do something. Your office is cleaned out and you stuff is in the trunk of the car. Don't you roll back up in here!

Fat Man Scoop: Man did you see the way Beyonce was lookin' at a brotha when I took my shirt off? Yeah she wants allla dis! Sorry Terence but she's mine..you had your chance...(hears music in the background) What are they playing ?(Jigga my Ni**a plays in the background) Damn forgot about him..hmm must think..Oooh a doughnut!
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