jiggly may be sexy at the club at 2 in the morning, but not at a formal family affair with half a dozen cameras taking pictures...i hope that one was supposed to be funny!
there were a couple of valid points, like not getting plastered, and not being such a prude that you won't enjoy a glass of wine or two...but catching a ride so that some horndog has a reason to "take you home"?? hell naw!
7. You eat like a pig at the reception (wrong animal). Why a mistake? Always eat like a bird (right animal) when you want men to notice you.
UMMM.. WTF ? I mean.. seriously... yeah, don't dig in with your hands and drip sauce all over your face and generally have good table manners, but if you're hungry EAT !! GEEZ.
Plus if you don't eat, that one or two glasses of wine won't get you to that "slightly relaxed tipsy state" and you'll be "that" drunk girl she warns about.
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