The Top 10 Mistakes Single Women Make at Weddings
 

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um don't wear a bra? jiggly is sexy? is this woman serious?

jiggly may be sexy at the club at 2 in the morning, but not at a formal family affair with half a dozen cameras taking pictures...i hope that one was supposed to be funny!

No, this idiot is serious.

there were a couple of valid points, like not getting plastered, and not being such a prude that you won't enjoy a glass of wine or two...but catching a ride so that some horndog has a reason to "take you home"?? hell naw!

7. You eat like a pig at the reception (wrong animal). Why a mistake? Always eat like a bird (right animal) when you want men to notice you.



UMMM.. WTF ? I mean.. seriously... yeah, don't dig in with your hands and drip sauce all over your face and generally have good table manners, but if you're hungry EAT !! GEEZ.

Plus if you don't eat, that one or two glasses of wine won't get you to that "slightly relaxed tipsy state" and you'll be "that" drunk girl she warns about.

You girls realize this was written by a whore right? And I'm being literal here.

-Rudey

So someone have "Pimps Up Hoes Down" wedding theme? I would hate having "playas at my reception"... Somewhere on GC, there is a post about "you know it is a 'ghetto wedding'" when...

Seriously...look at this chick: http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/12...459/271031.jpg

I'd be leery of any advice coming from "an American geisha."

This is prety much the only one I agree with. Well I also agree that you should dance and have fun and not just sit there like a wallflower.
Do people actually take these rules seriously?

Has anyone gone to this woman's website? She considers herself the American Geisha older sister, yet she is Korean. http://www.americangeishahouse.com Wow....just wow.

1.LOOKING FOR THEIR NEXT DUDE WHO THEY CAN GET AT!!!!
2.WEARING THE "freakum dress" AT THE WEDDING.
3.TRYING TO GET AT 1 OF THE GROOMSMEN
4.SHOWING HER POLE DANCING SKILLS WHEN THE "electric slide" COMES ON.

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