something totally random and not relating to anything else i did not ask advice about

here are a few questions that are totally random and are not an invitation for advice about something i did not ask advice about, like a boyfriend seminar i am not putting on.

To the guys:

What is it about girls, dating, girlfriends, or anything else related to being a boyfriend that you have questions about?

To the girls:

What are a few things that you wish the guys you're dating knew?

[christiangirl]

Okay, I had to read the directions like 3 times before that made any sense. I'm a senior...brain farts happen often.

*I hate being called shorty, baby girl, etc.
*I have a very full, happy life. I will not be able to field 5 phone calls and 10 text messages a day. Just don't have time for that.
*I LOVE FREE DATES. Don't shell out $100 on me, because I'd rather be walking through a park somewhere.
*Don't treat me the way your last gf wanted you to treat her. Get to know me and find out what I want in a relationship instead of using a cheat sheet from your last one.
*My morals are mine to have and, if they're not in line with yours, trying to change me will lead you to failure. Do us both a favor and just go find someone you'll be happy with. I promise I won't fall apart.

[KSUViolet06]

*If you decide you don't like me, I'll get over you pretty quickly.

*I don't like it when guys call me all the time, especially to ask me "what'cha doin'?"

*I hate getting boxes of candy & cheesy teddy bears.

*I hate chick flicks (my favorite movies include A Bronx Tale, The Godfather trilogy, and Blow). Stop taking me to go see them because you think all girls like them.

*I want YOU to take initiative to plan things. I've never been a good date planner.

[DSTCHAOS]

And the Wannabe Smartass of the Year award goes to jessicaelaine.

[valkyrie]

I really wish guys knew that unless their penises are at least 12 inches, they should never, ever, ever have sex with anybody. It's such a disappointment when you think a guy is awesome or hot or whatever, and he has this tiny little schlong. This is a very important issue for you to take with you as you experience your dating life and may or may not be relevant to any seminar you may or may not be involved with in any manner.

Originally Posted by valkyrie

I really wish guys knew that unless their penises are at least 12 inches, they should never, ever, ever have sex with anybody. It's such a disappointment when you think a guy is awesome or hot or whatever, and he has this tiny little schlong. This is a very important issue for you to take with you as you experience your dating life and may or may not be relevant to any seminar you may or may not be involved with in any manner.

[kddani]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

And the Wannabe Smartass of the Year award goes to jessicaelaine.

And I could barely read the original post in this thread and her other threads. Instead of organizing a seminar for boyfriends, how about enrolling in a few English writing classes?