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Old 10-18-2006, 11:29 PM
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Retirement planning 101

Retirement planning 101



If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would now be worth $49.00!



With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.



With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.



But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you would have had $614.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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