Why I Love Being A Girl...

bgsugirlie · #1 04-20-2003, 09:52 PM

Ok, ladies...what do you love so much about being a girl???

~~Our feet are actually cute...I don't know how guys do the whole unpainted toenail thing.
~~We don't have hairy backs
~~We can use cover-up to hide those unsightly blemishes
~~We can wear skirts
~~The color pink
~~We don't get off from farting in front of our friends
~~We can dance
~~Free drinks all night long at the bar
~~Girl's night out!!! Regardless of what guys say, I don't think they have as much fun going out with the guys as we do going out with the girls.

#2 04-20-2003, 09:58 PM

While I like the whole getting free drinks at the bar part,

I love getting away with a warning from cops who pull me over for speeding. Yeeeeeah.

Cluey · #3 04-20-2003, 10:02 PM

When I'm having a good day, I put in my Broadway CD and listen to this song. Even though it is a bit outdated, it's still great

I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!

When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

bethany1982 · #4 04-20-2003, 10:09 PM

Why I love being a girl... Look at the alternative! Was that mean? LOL!

AF

Friends may come and go but sisters are FOREVER.

annice22 · #5 04-20-2003, 10:39 PM

Why I love being a girl?

Because...
I enjoy going shopping for clothes and shoes.
Buying make-up and putting on make-up.
Getting dressed to go out
Curling my hair
short skirts
Getting ready for formals
watching sex and the city
polishing my nails and toe nails
Writing in my journal
I love dancing the night away
I know someone else said this but girls night out
knowing which shoes and purse/bag go with what outfit
can carry sorority tote bags
Free drinks
Reading fashion and health & fitness magazines
platform shoes

These are just a few things to me on why I love being a girl

Annice
p-p-phi, s-s-sig, p-h-i, s-i-g, Phi Sig

The1calledTKE · #6 04-20-2003, 11:15 PM

Are any of those benifit besides the free drinks and getting out of traffic tickets? lol

KillarneyRose · #7 04-20-2003, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by zntke711
Are any of those benifit besides the free drinks and getting out of traffic tickets? lol

Don't underestimate the power of these things; I've saved lots and lots of money over the years!

I agree with all of the above, with one addition. That whole erection thing seems like it would be a hassle. I just don't think I'd want to have to worry about my little friend waking up when he's not supposed to.

EagleChick19 · #8 04-20-2003, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Don't underestimate the power of these things; I've saved lots and lots of money over the years!

I agree with all of the above, with one addition. That whole erection thing seems like it would be a hassle. I just don't think I'd want to have to worry about my little friend waking up when he's not supposed to.

LOL!

MeLikey · #9 04-21-2003, 12:31 AM

-all the sweet/cute/funny pickup lines guys feed you
-guys buy you roses
-it's okay that I take longer than him to get ready
-guys hold the door open for you
-they let you win (although sometimes I'd rather win on my own merit, but ya know it's cute when they do let you and it's so utterly obvious)
-I have much more hair to play with... and for a guy to play with
-unsolicited massages
-when guys hold you in bed
-all the girl talk the day after a night out
-shopping sprees
-guys buy you drinks

AlphaGamDiva · #10 04-21-2003, 12:38 AM

everything mentioned before me plus:

*i can take a long shower and no one questions my femininity
*i can wax any part of my body and no one will think i'm weird
*our most powerful tool in life is often just a good bra
*never have to beg, or even ask really, for ass......we get it b/c we're chicks
*if we participate in "giving"......it's not near as bad for us to do it as it is for guys to get on down there

*and since no one mentioned it before, i'll say it: FREE DRINKS!!!

tnxbutterfly · #11 04-21-2003, 12:42 AM

shopping
shopping
shopping

I like being a girl because my guy friends sometimes think I'm this frail little thing that needs protecting all the time. The least little thing and they are ready to defend my honor

PhiSigSandy · #12 04-21-2003, 02:01 AM

why I love being a girl?

*our clothes are so cute!
*we have nice hair
*we can cry at the movies without seeming like a wimps
*the color PINK!
*pedicures
*50 dollar haircuts
*shopping with the girls
*slumber parties!! (yes i'm in college and we still have slumber parties they are the best!)
*MAC makeup
*free drinks
*dancing (gilrs dance much better than guys do)
*chick movies
*boobies!

I love being a girl!!!

PrincessHeather · #13 04-21-2003, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by Cluey
When I'm having a good day, I put in my Broadway CD and listen to this song. Even though it is a bit outdated, it's still great

Cluey I did a tap dance to that song when I was a little girl! I loved it, I think I was in about fourth grade and we had these frilly white dresses with huge monster size hats on. And the best part was we got to tap part of the dance sitting on white stools.

I love Dancing!
and I love being a girl for all of the many reasons everyone else mentioned!

thesweetestone · #14 04-21-2003, 10:05 AM

I love the color pink

White_Chocolate · #15 04-21-2003, 12:18 PM

*We can hug or kiss our sister on the cheek and it turns guys on. If a guy does it, we wonder if he's GAY!!!

*You should see the clearance rack prices for our stuff. A Versace shirt for $20. . .that's called bargain.

*We can be 'cute' drunks. Guys are overbearing and obnoxious.

*We can ask for directions or advice. . .and FOLLOW THEM.

*We can drive a heaping pile of crap and still pick up guys. If the guy isn't driving a car over the year 1998, we don't have to say so much as a hi.

*When we flirt, it is art. When guys flirt, it's sexual harassment.

*Mardi Gras beads. . .need I say more?

*We don't BLOW tons of cash on alcohol. It only takes some of us a couple of drinks and we're buzzing.

*Our monthly excuse to be a b* to anyone we don't like and still manage to have friends when it's over.

*Our monthly excuse to get out of any obligations, dates, etc. And we can pretend it's on longer than we really have it.