Pimp Slaps

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by Dedicated1
A BIG PIMP SLAP to the person who changed the HC thread to Howell Kumb that confused me and the other somewhat slow people like me!

Howell Kumb I don't think that would be a good idea!

[Honeykiss1974]

A BIG PIMP SLAP......
To the idiots of GC.....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! ?

[AKA LADY P]

I looove this subject of pimp slapping b/c the next time one of my clients tries to front on me w/my boss and the boss falls for the hype, I gonna pimp slap them BOTH!

[Gina1201]

A Giant PS to those "sisterfriends" who are giving real sisterfriends a bad name. (I trieed not to comment on the situation )

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by Gina1201
A Giant PS to those "sisterfriends" who are giving real sisterfriends a bad name. (I trieed not to comment on the situation )

Girl I am RIGHT there with you on this one, I am starting to take this junk personal...real personal!!

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I would like to extend a HEARTY PIMP-SLAP to the following people:

... mother of those badazz kids at the park yesterday-Okay, so I decide to play mommy this weekend, and I had my cousin's three beautiful children (MY kids hereafter) ages 7,5, and 3. We did all kinds of fun stuff, including watch Shrek at least 5 times in 36 hours . Anyway, we decided to go to the park yesterday. My kids were playing fine, then these other little Bay-Bay's roll up minus parental supervision. The twin boys were about 6, the girl was about 5, and they just started terrorizing my kids! Okay, I was reading my book, and I just happened to look up, and one of the boys was sitting at the top of the circular slide and when my 5-year old went to slide down, he was pulling her legs so she could slide down faster. "HEY...she can slide down by herself, let her go!" The little spawn's brother had commenced to throwing rocks on the other side of the playground, and my 7-year old was just standing there looking because she couldn't get by without getting hit. "HEY, stop throwing those rocks"! The spawns sister was throwing dirt and putting dirt/rocks on the bottom of the slide.
I told the kids to use the other slide, she runs over there and puts dirt/rocks on that slide too! . Then I asked the little girl spawn, where is your mother? She is like HOME! So I told the little spawns, "Look if one of those Rocks hit my kids, we are going to go find your mother!!!" Don't you know like 10 seconds after I said that, one of the boy spawns poured, yes POURED dirt in my baby's head!
HC I was like LET'S GO
He, the 3-year old has long hair, that they keep in braids, and he had three layers of these teeny braids (maybe like 60) in his hair, so dirt was everywhere...his face, eyes, mouth! Ya'll, if I could've beat someone else's child without going to jail, I seriously would have, I had to take baby home and literally BAPTIZE him in bath water!!!


Ya'll I was furious...where was their mother....SLAP

...HEWLITT PACKARD, the makers of my computer for being such losers. WHY is my computer getting slower and slower just when I have made my last payment? WHY do I select 'shut down' from the start menu, and I leave, and come back and the computer is still on? Why will it have the screen "Computer is shutting down" on it for umpteen hours and never shut down? WHY when I cut it off via the plug switch, it comes back on with the blue screen "TO AVOID SEEING THIS MESSAGE AGAIN, PLEASE SHUT-DOWN FROM THE START MENU" That's what I did you *&#(^*(&*(&.

...People on BlackPlanet, WHY do I still subject myself? Why is your username something like "Annointed/Blessed", and you have pics on your page that will make Lil' Kim blush? Why do people leave you notes, and all they have to say is "Wassup Ma?"
Why do people curse all thru their page, say they are looking for a "cut-buddy", etc. etc., and then at the end of the page they say something like "Remember: without God in your life, you have nothing" WTH?? Why do people harrass you to sign their guestbook...IF I am impressed with your page, maybe I will! Why do people hijack other people's guestbooks with links like "You BETTA come visit my page"? Is it really that serious? Do we get our college loans forgiven if we get so many hits on our page or something? :confused...tell me something! Why do I now realize why it's been so long since I have frequented BP?

...GC Server...after I type out all of this long arse message, it tells me that I have too many images...???? I guess we are back to rationing out smilies...better go edit! (Roland) -(big smile) (seriously pissed) !!!

[Ideal08]

No Dedicated1 DID NOT Pimp Slap me?!?!?!?!? LMAO How about a Pimp Slap to YOU for not just clicking on the thread before you went to ask Jeeves, LOL!!!

[RedefinedDiva]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
... mother of those badazz kids at the park yesterday-Okay, so I decide to play mommy this weekend, and I had my cousin's three beautiful children (MY kids hereafter) ages 7,5, and 3. We did all kinds of fun stuff, including watch Shrek at least 5 times in 36 hours . Anyway, we decided to go to the park yesterday. My kids were playing fine, then these other little Bay-Bay's roll up minus parental supervision. The twin boys were about 6, the girl was about 5, and they just started terrorizing my kids! Okay, I was reading my book, and I just happened to look up, and one of the boys was sitting at the top of the circular slide and when my 5-year old went to slide down, he was pulling her legs so she could slide down faster. "HEY...she can slide down by herself, let her go!" The little spawn's brother had commenced to throwing rocks on the other side of the playground, and my 7-year old was just standing there looking because she couldn't get by without getting hit. "HEY, stop throwing those rocks"! The spawns sister was throwing dirt and putting dirt/rocks on the bottom of the slide.
I told the kids to use the other slide, she runs over there and puts dirt/rocks on that slide too! . Then I asked the little girl spawn, where is your mother? She is like HOME! So I told the little spawns, "Look if one of those Rocks hit my kids, we are going to go find your mother!!!" Don't you know like 10 seconds after I said that, one of the boy spawns poured, yes POURED dirt in my baby's head!
HC I was like LET'S GO
He, the 3-year old has long hair, that they keep in braids, and he had three layers of these teeny braids (maybe like 60) in his hair, so dirt was everywhere...his face, eyes, mouth! Ya'll, if I could've beat someone else's child without going to jail, I seriously would have, I had to take baby home and literally BAPTIZE him in bath water!!!


Ya'll I was furious...where was their mother....SLAP

HC You are a better woman than me?
HC I have VERY LOW tolerance?
HC I would have called the police?
HC I would have made sure that a report was made that these kids were UNsupervised and they were TERRORIZING kids at the park?
HC if they did all this while you were there, what do they do to other kids at the park without parents?
HC the police would have had to be called so that an example could be made of those kids?
HC they will do it again?
HC their triflin' azz mama wouldn't care?
HC if she did, she would supervise her kids?
HC I would have made her care when the police would be knocking at her door?
HC that isht is serious?
HC rocks can put out eyes and chip teeth?
HC I chipped a friends tooth before by throwing rock?
HC that was the last rock I EVER threw?
HC dirt in your hair can cause ringworms?
HC my cousin had sand put in her hair and they had to shave PATCHES of her hair out?
HC I am mad right along with you, sisterfriend?

HC I turned a PS message into a HC?

So, in honor of the PS, I will run, do a somersault, double fullback flip, spin, and drop kick those kids' triflin' mama and immediately follow it with a PIMP SLAP with a double pair of brass knuckles. Don't forget, kiddie pimp slaps go out to those wretched kids.

[Im_just_me]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
...HEWLITT PACKARD, the makers of my computer for being such losers. WHY is my computer getting slower and slower just when I have made my last payment? WHY do I select 'shut down' from the start menu, and I leave, and come back and the computer is still on? Why will it have the screen "Computer is shutting down" on it for umpteen hours and never shut down? WHY when I cut it off via the plug switch, it comes back on with the blue screen "TO AVOID SEEING THIS MESSAGE AGAIN, PLEASE SHUT-DOWN FROM THE START MENU" That's what I did you *&#(^*(&*(&.

Girl, I really feel you on that one.

I want to issue a double pimp slap to HEWLITT PACKERD and CIRCUIT CITY for not wanting to fix my daymn computer. I have a 2 YEAR WARRENTY. This computer isn't even a year old...one of ya'll gone fix my computer or we gonna have some problems...

Another pimp slap to my fake azz cousin. Don't think I don't know you been up to. Just remember that you are always going to need me for something...

Another pimp slap to my so-called "bestfriend"--you and my fake azz cousin are made for one another. I hope that the two of you are happy being friends. You almost made me come across the street and tell you a thing or two...
I don't want to be involved in that mess. I can do bad all by myself.

[prospectiverushee]

goes to:

-the so and so's who keep stealing my lunch at work. How is it that I put my lunch in the frig at 6:30am and by 10:30am when I take my lunch, it somehow disappears? Can't a sista have anything

[Wonderwoman4]

Originally posted by Wonderful1908
Pimp slaps to those who don't value education.

Can I get the greekchat teachers to join me in a pimp slap!

Slap!!!

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Originally posted by Im_just_me
Another pimp slap to my fake azz cousin. Don't think I don't know you been up to. Just remember that you are always going to need me for something...

Another pimp slap to my so-called "bestfriend"--you and my fake azz cousin are made for one another. I hope that the two of you are happy being friends. You almost made me come across the street and tell you a thing or two...
I don't want to be involved in that mess. I can do bad all by myself.

Awwe, dear...I know I don't know them but it sounds to me like they need more than a Pimp Slap...it's always the relatives, I tell ya!

[Wonderful1908]

To this crook in my neck, man, has anybody ever had one this is painful. I thought I was having a stroke this morning when I woke up.

[1savvydiva]

I want to PimpSlap my hospital/department management: Okay...so it's ___________'s departmental appreciation week, and they said that they would treat us. Why did they decorate the department commons, complete with umpteen beautiful ballons/streamers, a long "luncheon" table with a nice tablecloth, and 500 million thousand plates and napkins. Guess what the entree was...a box of donut holes!! Yeah, you read right, ONE box of 25 donut holes for our department of like 15 people. How about ya'll spent like 4 times that much on just the decorations alone! How about not only that, but let me add in another pimp slap to first and second shifts, because they didn't leave me, the 'lowly' third shift employee anything! Not that I need any donut holes, but the only time I get any kind of recognition/acknowledgement is if I make a mistake!! Far be it from my manager to come in a [size=.5]little[/size] bit early one day to find out how the job is treating me/if I have any problems or concerns (and they have the nerve to wonder why they have such a high turnover rate ) I honestly feel like they resent me, and some of the other students because they know I won't be here in this hellhole forever, mad at me because this is your lifetime aspiration. I can't wait till I pass my boards...ya'll can kiss my !!!

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
I can't wait till I pass my boards...ya'll can kiss my !!!

LMAO!



We can't wait for you to pass also.

[Im_just_me]

Originally posted by Sugar_N_Spice
Awwe, dear...I know I don't know them but it sounds to me like they need more than a Pimp Slap...it's always the relatives, I tell ya!

Those two are the most fake people that I have ever met. I've cut all ties to them. I don't need that kinda drama in my life...I got enough problems without them adding to it, ya know?!