Do's and Don'ts of sex - Page 8

AXJules · #1 04-03-2003, 05:23 PM

w/ age??? Now I feel like a whore (I'm 21)! LOL....

Here's another one: Only 37% of women can come from intercourse. Do NOT act like I'm in the minority if I don't.

AlphaGamDiva · #2 04-03-2003, 05:55 PM

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w/ age??? Now I feel like a whore (I'm 21)! LOL....

----AXJules, no doubt!!! oopsie!

PM_Mama00 · #3 04-03-2003, 06:32 PM

DON'T sleep with my best friend for like 5 months, then treat her like shit and keep apologizing but do the same thing and play your charming mind games.

DON'T date one of our sisters a week after you slept with my best friend. Funny how she happens to be the same sister that screwed up MY semi-formal by dating the guy I liked for 2 1/2 years, so I had to find a new date the week before.

As the song says... You're the only gay Eskimo

Munchkin03 · #4 04-03-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by White_Chocolate
some people aren't comfortable with the idea
it comes with age

I don't think it comes with age at all. It just comes down to personal preference, and it depends on the partner. We all have our own distinctive tastes, and some are more pleasing than others.

Experience, maybe. But age? Nope.

Peaches-n-Cream · #5 04-03-2003, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I have one too- same thing... my story ends with "Mom, I cannot believe I got pink eye from a cat!"

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Got another one for ya.....

Do touch me all over while going at it
Don't touch my ass, it is off limits PERMANENTLY!!! Don't even think about it, and I don't care if your finger wants to be warm, it doesn't need to go there!

Do not call a certain body part my "twinkie" and proceed to talk about filling it with cream....

Do continue licking and sucking on things while going at it...

Do take a break and then continue so it will last longer

Do rip my towel off of me when I get out of the shower and have your way with me

Do come out of the shower ready for more action and not complaining about how you just got clean...

Do learn what and where a clitoris is----- and proceed to use your tongue on it constantly... as a matter of fact if I am in the house cooking dinner your tongue should be there!

OMG! FUNNIEST POSTS EVER!!!!

damasa · #6 04-03-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Cream
OMG! FUNNIEST POSTS EVER!!!!

*as cream takes notes*

mwahahahha

Peaches-n-Cream · #7 04-03-2003, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by damasa
*as cream takes notes*

mwahahahha

No need. I wrote the book.

Just kidding.

damasa · #8 04-03-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Cream
No need. I wrote the book. Just kidding.

Oh, you ain't kiddin'! You are one of those "silent types?" Ain't cha?! AIN'T CHA?! lol

j/k

Peaches-n-Cream · #9 04-03-2003, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by damasa
Oh, you ain't kiddin'! You are one of those "silent types?" Ain't cha?! AIN'T CHA?! lol

j/k

lol!

Dianne · #10 04-03-2003, 09:03 PM

This ish is hilarious - but so true!

I got some, too.

DON'T: ask me every 10 second when am I gonna cum...you mess up my concentration, and then I probably won't at all

DON'T: ask for a bj...if I feel like giving you one, you'll know...trust me....and especially don't ask for a bj in the middle of a normal, nonsexual conversation taking place nowhere near a bedroom

DON'T: wake your girl up for sex in the morning when you KNOW she's not a morning person...especially if you know that I will be pissed if I am awake before noon on a Saturday...if I am pissed (not to mention half-comatose), I am probably not horny...and if you still insist on waking me up, it better not be by poking me with your morning wood

DO: feel free to rub my back or play with my hair if I am going down there...just don't PUSH on my head...some girls have very sensitive gag reflexes, ok? We're not all Lil Kim with her "ill deep throat"

DO: look me in the eyes

and the number one thing that KILLS me:
If it looks like I am really enjoying it and I may be close to glory, DON'T suddenly change position, angle, speed, ANYTHING!!! Not only will I not cum, but I will be pissed that I got so close and then you screwed it up!!!
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My god, we're geniuses. This should be published.

SilverTurtle · #11 04-03-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by Dianne

My god, we're geniuses. This should be published.

LOL!

damasa · #12 04-03-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
Amen to that. Due to that incident, I had a sore throat for three days.

Ok, you're seriously on a little TMI. Things are kewl to share, and some things just need to be kept to yourself....

word....

smiley21 · #13 04-03-2003, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by damasa
Ok, you're seriously on a little TMI. Things are kewl to share, and some things just need to be kept to yourself....

word....

how is that TMI compared to the last nine pages? how did i go over the line?

Dionysus · #14 04-03-2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
how is that TMI compared to the last nine pages? how did i go over the line?

It's not so much what you said, I've seen much much worse, it' WHO said it.

You remind me of the little sister innocent type, where in fact you're a wild woman!

smiley21 · #15 04-03-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
It's not so much what you said, I've seen much much worse, it' WHO said it. You remind me of the little sister innocent type, where in fact you're a wild woman!

innocent? me? is that what everyone thinks of me? how do you come to that assumption about someone you have never seen?