Most Embarasing Moment - Page 6

CarolinaCutie · #76 10-28-2002, 11:05 AM

After reading this thread I started asking everyone on AIM what their most embarrassing moments were.... it was thoroughly entertaining.

Mine is not that funny of a story. When I was in third grade, we went on a field trip to this camp, to do science experiments. We were supposed to be catching tadpoles in jars at the edge of a lake. I slipped on some moss and fell into the lake head first. I was wet all day and I smelled lake-y. The worst part is that I live in a small town... at my high school graduation parties, people were still talking about when I fell in the lake haha.

axotiger · #77 10-28-2002, 12:04 PM

Ok, first of all... I am at work, and trying my hardest not to laugh out loud... but it's so much harder to keep quiet when you HAVE to be quiet (it's kinda like trying not to laugh in church...) anyway, i keep stiffleing a laugh .. but end up making weird noises... I work in a cubicle, so the guy in the next cubicle over just came up behind me to see what I was doing and scared the shit outta me...

I have a semi embarrasing story (that probably would have been more so had I been sober, but then again I wouldnt have been in the situation.. ANYWAY... I was at this party at the KA lodge on friday night (completely hammered), well it's near the end of the night so trickey (her name is sara) and I decide it'd be a good idea to stand up and dance on top of this log/bench thingy outside. We were all good til she started to fall, but I caught her, then I started to fall, and she caught me.. then finally we both just came down and landed on our knees then fell to our butts on the ground. It was all completely slow-motion, and to make it worse, 'Flash' was there... the professional photographer that's hired for certain parties, and you can order pictures online... well I'd become friends with him so he was hanging around.. well he got the series of pictures from each stage... sara starting to fall, then me starting, then us both mid fall, then us rolling on the ground... great. ca'nt wait to go check those pictures our on partypics.com!!

Lastly, here's a story from my roommate from last year!! For halloween she was Miss. I-Da-Ho ... prom dress, and sash that said Miss. I-da-ho and heals, and hair and make-up done. Well she got drunk (of course) and decided to shack up in the fraternity quad for the night.... talk about a walk of shame on November 1st...

KSig RC · #78 10-28-2002, 03:17 PM

OK - we need to kick-start this thread again, it's definitely one of the top-5 in the history of greekchat . . .

Anyway - New Year's 2000, and I end up at a party at a buddy's place (Jim) at Iowa State University, in lovely Ames, Iowa. Since it's impolite to show up w/out a gift, I brought a bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve - love the whiskey - and we proceed to ring in the new year like a bunch of 70 year olds - highballs and cigars.

Of course, this leads to being plowed . . .

My best friend's girlfriend brought some friends of hers, including her cousin. Well, I'm stumbling back from the bathroom later in the evening, and the door to Jim's bedroom opens. His girlfriend's cousin is standing there, and grabs me by the sleeve, pulling me into the bedroom. I'm all sorts of confused, until she lays one on me and we start hooking up in the middle of his room, just sorta standing there. Now I'm thinking I got it made - nothing like literally stumbling into some.

Next thing I know, she sorta steps back from me, makes a motion like she's going to remove her shirt, then promptly PASSES THE FUCK OUT - she goes from completely upright to prone just like that, and I mean this girl hits the deck hard. I'm plastered, so I just start laughing - I open the door, and of course Jim and his girlfriend are trying to listen at the door to see what's happening.

According to them, I just looked at them, shook my head, and walked away - they walked in to find her cousin passed out on the floor.

Predictably, the next morning I woke up wrapped in the bathmat.

DELTAQTE · #79 11-20-2002, 07:58 AM

ok I went to a function two days ago and a man of a frat SHAT all over himself, he was that drunk y'all. I felt so bad for him. Plus everyone coming in to the party afterward saying "damn why it smell like boo boo?"

QTE

DELTAQTE · #80 11-20-2002, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by KSig RC
OK folks, this could get long - we get a little rowdy, which in turn equals embarrassing . . .

OK, i'll cut the (admittedly hillarious) intro to this story, but anyway, some of us threw a party one night, had a little (lot?) too much to drink, etc. So a girl throws up, and i see it, and i chug, which causes me to throw up - well between the two of us i end up with a little vomit on my sleeve (and i mean a tiny amount - still disgusting, but whatever), and i get laughed at for puking. Being sauced, i decide it's time to change my clothing - so i drop ALL my clothing, down to boxers, and grab some clothes from the brother who lived there and head into the bathroom in the bedroom. When i walk in, a guy is peeing - i'm like "hey - sorry greg, just tryin to change buddy" - just then, he bends over to fart (apparently to 'greet' me), and has a little run-in w/ incontinence; essentially, he craps himself. he's like "oh my god - i can't believe it" - i think it's the funniest thing ever, so i run into the party's main room yelling "greg shat himself, you guys gotta see this" . . . it's like a needle across the record, everything goes silent. I forgot the "putting on clothes" part of the deal, and was standing there in my underwear yelling about a guy pooping. I still hear about that one . . . about every day, from my friends in A Phi in attendance that night.

[This message has been edited by KSig RC (edited March 26, 2001).]

ksig this is the funniest one in this thread, every time I read it I die laughing! Lifesaver and das also have funny ones.

I assume that when folks get drunk, bad things happen? lol!

QTE

MoonStar17 · #81 04-04-2003, 06:03 PM

I brought this thread back up because I had one of the most embarassing moments this morning, one that because its so fresh in my memory makes me cringe just thinking of it.

So I thought that maybe talking about it would make it seem not so embarrasing....

Well....last night my boyfriend and me went out to drink at this bar that alot of people from UM go to....

so we are drinking and of course flirting like crazy, little sexual inuendos etc..and we decide to leave and go to his place and continue our little party there...
well i had only 3 drinks which isnt much but i had't had time to have lunch or eat that day since I had been really busy at work and didn't have time to eat.
Well the night was fine...it was this morning that was really bad, I woke up with a little headache which i figured was normal...I had him bring me a big cup of orange juice..and I took a shower to get ready for work today...
well as he is taking me back to my place, in his truck i started feeling a little queesy...really sick...my stomach was churning and I felt really bad...

so he looks at me and was like...are you ok??? and
I SPEWED right that minute all overmyself and his car, it was only orange juice since that was the only thing in my stomach but it was pretty gross, i started crying and he was like...awww its ok...here and he gave me his tshirt that was in the car to clean myself up... i felt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HORRIBLE!!!

I have NEVER thrown up in a guys car before!!!! especially one that i am with...

whatever so he takes me home and i was like im sooo sorry and tell me this isnt the sweetest thing...he tells me ..."it was an honor to have you throw up in my car...." I guess in a way to make me feel better cause he could see i felt really bad..

so he was really cool about it..and he told me to take a shower and feel better and that he would call me tonight to see how i was feeling...and of course i still feel yucky and i was like..i hate when you see me so disgusting like this..and he says..." babe, your beautiful, with or without vomit all over you..." yes he said "vomit" ewwwww

things like that make me so happy he is all mine...but at the same time just thinking about it still makes me want to rewind this morning and do it all over again...

whatever thanks for listening!!!

note: to avoid after morning moments such as mine...before drinking, eat something..and make sure to have a glass of water before bed...

Dionysus · #82 04-17-2003, 12:06 AM

TTT

funny classic thread.

Megerts · #83 04-17-2003, 08:18 PM

we were at this bar, and i had been drinking a little before we went out, well the baseball team (part of it anyways) just happened to be there... well we started talking to a few of them.. and they bought us drinks... and i was like man i can't drink this i'll vomit... the guy was like it's okay just hold on to me and takes my head and puts it on his shoulder... my friend was like "meg!" then motions at her shirt... I look down and my shirt is almost completly unbuttoned and i look and he deffintely saw everything i had to offer... i was like wow, that's embarassing just showed everybody! I'm mad he didn't say anything! grrr...

this other time we were at a bar i was all excited that my hot guy from poli sci was there (who i always told my friends about... i was like "my hot guy was in class today"...), so i'm dancing, and he walks up and starts dancing with me, he was like starring at my chest and i didn't really get it, i was like what is he looking at, so i look down and am like ooohhhh... and we both go to look up and we knock foreheads... REALLY hard... i was like i'm sooooooooo sorry, so i start like touching his head, and just apologizing saying sorry like 50 times and he just walked away... It was sad, I felt like a loser... He was pretty drunk but i still wanted to hide every time i went to poli sci...

ZTABullwinkle · #84 04-18-2003, 02:07 AM

I just sat here and read this entire thread when I should have been cleaning for my parent's arrival tomorrow or in bed. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life at a thread on Greekchat!!

I am not sure though which embarrassing moment to post on here. I will be back to post one though!

DigitalAngel126 · #85 06-21-2003, 03:54 PM

*BUMP*

honeychile · #86 06-21-2003, 11:03 PM

Okay, I'm not sure why I'm sharing this but...

When I was a senior in college, I was one of five finalists for Sorority Woman of the Year for our school. This being a fairly new award, they hadn't ironed out the details just yet. Oh, we five had already survived two rounds, going from the original 35 to 15 to five finalists.

The announcement was being made at the last event prior to the Greek Week Formal, in an auditorium. I was sitting with my sorority sisters, and the two fraternities we were working with for Greek Week - roughly 200 some people - all of whom were supporting me for this award.

My real first name was fairly uncommon at the time, and I NEVER had a class with another woman with my name in any other class. My name also has a natural nickname, which I have NEVER allowed someone to call me.

So, we're all sitting towards the front & side in this huge auditorium, anticipation mounting. The Greek Advisor starts making the announcements, and, without naming the five nominees, says "The winner of the Greek Woman of the Year is (My First Name)..." and as one body, all of the people around me start screaming and yelling and cheering and clapping - until he continued, "...Jones."

Jones is not my last name.

That rat who won had CONSISTANTLY used the nickname all through college, and NO ONE had even connected it to her at first! I slunk out of that auditorium so quickly, and ran back to my house, where I hid for about a week...

AchtungBaby80 · #87 06-21-2003, 11:08 PM

Here's mine: I walked in on my (male) boss butt-naked.

AlphaGamDiva · #88 06-22-2003, 01:57 AM

tomorro when i rade all these posts.....

DigitalAngel126 · #89 06-22-2003, 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
tomorro when i rade all these posts.....

Drunk much??

PM_Mama00 · #90 06-22-2003, 11:02 AM

Ha. I'm like one of the most sarcastic people, always picking on my friends... funny tho not mean.

The other nite at the Delt Sig Hawaiin party, I was just standing there with this girl Jessica. As I went to walk away, this guy was walking up to her and goes "hey do you live around here?" and I said, really mean, "dude leave her alone!" and then I realized that he WASN'T my friend Hector! He looked exactly like him... funny cuz Hector was around the yard somewhere. Anyways, I was embarrassed and apologized ALOT and stayed away from him for the rest of the nite.