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10-16-2007, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by StarFish106
We searched hard and long and found that long lost sperm and egg we were hiding. We are sorry but they wanted to play and when they get together and hear their theme song ('Ain't No Stoppin Us Now") we get a little excited. Last inventory check showed there may be a few left so we can't promise y'all nothing so don't be upset if baby Jennifer has a baby brother or sister next year. And to those that keep sending us care packages from Proctor and Gamble much obliged! Oh and whoever keeps sending the Trojans the kids love them as water ballons! They prefer the unlubricated ones, less likely to drop them
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That one and the your previous post is very hilarious!
Michelle's Uterus needs to go on strike! Or she needs to go into menopause and fast!
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10-16-2007, 02:12 PM
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I was starting to watch this show that came on last night on TLC about a couple that has 17 kids...the oldest is 30 and the youngest is 4. Now the husband said that they don't believe in birth control and don't practice it, well that is your prorogative, but the thing that I thought was real funny was that the mom said that they are just like any other family, except they have 17 kids...I was like how in the world is that like any other family......only one child is married, and it's one of the daughters who I think is 28, so they have all these grown azz people living at home.
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10-13-2005, 05:10 PM
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10-13-2005, 05:38 PM
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Am I the only one concerned that she named her son Jedediah? What happens when they run out of J names?
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They'll just ruin other perfectly good names by making them start with J - just like they did to poor little Jinger....
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10-13-2005, 07:07 PM
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Re: Resignation letter
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Originally posted by StarFish106
To Jim Bob and Michelle
In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.
Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!
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The Duggar Reproductive Team
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After this letter... I think we need to take a vote and decide that you are no longer allowed to post on this site...thank you!!
Seriously that was funny as hayle!!!
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10-14-2005, 01:10 AM
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Re: Re: Resignation letter
Yeah it was! I am here about to wet my pants laughing
I just read in the Seattle times about #16 and wants to have more...is that heffa out her mind?
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10-14-2005, 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by honeychile
That happened to my mother on her FIRST child (my brother), which is why she only had two children, and that there's so many years between us!! She had a sadistic doctor, strained too much, and ended up having to have her womb wired back inside. *shudder* [/B]
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I'm sorry to hear that your mom had to go through that. 
I hope she sued the dr!
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10-14-2005, 12:08 PM
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Re: Resignation letter
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Originally posted by StarFish106
To Jim Bob and Michelle
In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.
Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!
Signed
The Duggar Reproductive Team
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10-14-2005, 03:01 PM
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Re: Resignation letter
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Originally posted by StarFish106
To Jim Bob and Michelle
In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.
Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!
Signed
The Duggar Reproductive Team
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LOL!
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10-17-2005, 11:24 AM
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Originally posted by KLPDaisy
Am I the only one concerned that she named her son Jedediah? What happens when they run out of J names?
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Actually, someone on another board I'm on posted a 17th name. I will only type it as J***. 
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10-17-2005, 11:32 AM
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I'm sorry to hear that your mom had to go through that.
I hope she sued the dr!
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She couldn't get anyone to take the case. Her doctor was in a hurry to go on vacation!
From my first exam, my ob/gyn told me that I would probably have to have ceasarians. Knowing my mother's story, I was happy to agree!
I just realized - the Duggars haven't used "Jethro" yet! hee, hee...
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10-17-2005, 11:41 AM
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I just realized - the Duggars haven't used "Jethro" yet! hee, hee...
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Don't forget Jethrene(sp?) if it's a girl.
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10-19-2005, 07:17 PM
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Am I the only one concerned that she named her son Jedediah? What happens when they run out of J names?
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Maybe they'll go to the greek alphabet like the Hurricane system.
I couldn't imagine having all of those kids. I have two and sometimes the highlight of my day is dropping them off at school and the babysitter in the morning. I'm sure all of you mothers know what I'm talking about. It's sad but true.
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10-19-2005, 11:16 PM
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I'm watching this now, I'd love to have that many siblings....even though I already have 5!
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10-20-2005, 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by Inexorable1920
I have two and sometimes the highlight of my day is dropping them off at school and the babysitter in the morning. I'm sure all of you mothers know what I'm talking about. It's sad but true.
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LMAO @ this! It is sad but true. Children can be tiring sometimes.
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