Arkansas Family Welcomes 17th CHILD - Page 5

Tickled Pink 2 · #61 10-12-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by honeychile

That happened to my mother on her FIRST child (my brother), which is why she only had two children, and that there's so many years between us!! She had a sadistic doctor, strained to much, and ended up having to have her womb wired back inside. *shudder*

OMG! That can happen?????

NOWorNEVER · #62 10-12-2005, 11:43 PM

I remember watching that special on them a while back and I have to give them kudos. They are very resourceful. I couldn't get over how they pay cash for everything, don't have debt, and aren't on public assistance. I was looking at how weird the kids dressed and my mother was like, 'those kids may dress like their Amish but they are truly learning the value of a dollar and when they are older, their money won't be spent on so many material things.' Good point, Mom.

The only thing I didn't like was how the older kids are forced to watch the younger ones (I think Michelle Duggar called it "the buddy system"). They didn't ask to be born into a huge family and they aren't the ones who keep telling their parents to have more kids.

honeychile · #63 10-13-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Tickled Pink 2
OMG! That can happen?????

I guess so! When she needed a hysterectomy, she had to be cut open and "unwired", instead of the usual vaginal method.

Tickled Pink 2 · #64 10-13-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by honeychile
I guess so! When she needed a hysterectomy, she had to be cut open and "unwired", instead of the usual vaginal method.

I'm sorry that happened to her. I imagine it was painful.

tunatartare · #65 10-13-2005, 01:47 AM

Am I the only one concerned that she named her son Jedediah? What happens when they run out of J names?

StarFish106 · #66 10-13-2005, 09:13 AM

To Jim Bob and Michelle

In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.

Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!

Signed

The Duggar Reproductive Team

WenD08 · #67 10-13-2005, 05:10 PM

(flatline)...dead...

OrigamiTulip · #68 10-13-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by KLPDaisy
Am I the only one concerned that she named her son Jedediah? What happens when they run out of J names?

They'll just ruin other perfectly good names by making them start with J - just like they did to poor little Jinger....

DSTinguished1 · #69 10-13-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by StarFish106
To Jim Bob and Michelle

In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.

Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!

Signed

The Duggar Reproductive Team

After this letter... I think we need to take a vote and decide that you are no longer allowed to post on this site...thank you!!

Seriously that was funny as hayle!!!

Jill1228 · #70 10-14-2005, 01:10 AM

Yeah it was! I am here about to wet my pants laughing

I just read in the Seattle times about #16 and wants to have more...is that heffa out her mind?

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Originally posted by DSTinguished1

Seriously that was funny as hayle!!!

NinjaPoodle · #71 10-14-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by honeychile
That happened to my mother on her FIRST child (my brother), which is why she only had two children, and that there's so many years between us!! She had a sadistic doctor, strained too much, and ended up having to have her womb wired back inside. *shudder* [/B]

I'm sorry to hear that your mom had to go through that.

I hope she sued the dr!

NinjaPoodle · #72 10-14-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by StarFish106
To Jim Bob and Michelle

In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.

Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!

Signed

The Duggar Reproductive Team

Tickled Pink 2 · #73 10-14-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by StarFish106
To Jim Bob and Michelle

In light of the circumstances we your various reproductive parts have decided to resign. We were hoping after Jackson Levi that we could have our retirement party and just get some well deserved rest. They boys even went out and got a Hall of Fame award for the roomiest uterus ever. But no, you had to go and do it again. So in light of our pleas that went unheard (Jim you just thought you were too tired to rise to the occasion that time-we were actually on strike ) we have officially called it quits (since you two won't). And Michelle just to let you know, the estrogen factory has decided to work part time from now on so from time to time you may feel a little warm and irritable. The factory just can't get it out like they used to and since vacation time was cut short, some decided to leave.

Don't worry we will still be around, but the boys have decided to call it a day. Most are out on early retirement so there won't be as many coming out to play these days. As far as the girls, well that ovum has gone out of business for lack of inventory.
So rest, relax raise the kids 'cause you won't get any more out of us! As Bob Hope said "Thanks for the memories!

Signed

The Duggar Reproductive Team

LOL!

Steeltrap · #74 10-17-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by KLPDaisy
Am I the only one concerned that she named her son Jedediah? What happens when they run out of J names?

Actually, someone on another board I'm on posted a 17th name. I will only type it as J***.

honeychile · #75 10-17-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
I'm sorry to hear that your mom had to go through that.

I hope she sued the dr!

She couldn't get anyone to take the case. Her doctor was in a hurry to go on vacation!

From my first exam, my ob/gyn told me that I would probably have to have ceasarians. Knowing my mother's story, I was happy to agree!

I just realized - the Duggars haven't used "Jethro" yet! hee, hee...