In This Post We Post Too Much Information (Easily Offended Need Not To Enter)

[christiangirl]

I'M SO MAD MY DREAM WAS SO BAD IT COULDN'T BE "UNFORTUNATE" YOU SKIPPED STRAIGHT TO "MISFORTUNATE!!!!" LMAO!

[AlwaysSAI]

I have a pair of sandals that I've had (& loved) since the 8th grade. Yes, they still fit. And, yes, I still wear them.

Last week, at the alumni picnic a brother looked at me and said--"Hey, AlwaysSAI, you're wearing those sandals you've had since the 8th grade." I said, "Yeah--I LOVE THEM!" Then, I got up, got real close to her face and said, "And, guess what--They stink when I take them off."

She was grossed out as were a few other people that were in close proximity. I mean, really, do no one else's shoes stink?


(A few years ago, I tried to get the smell out with baking soda. I covered them in the stuff and let them sit outside for like 2 weeks. It helped > < much.)

[knight_shadow]

So, I hop in the shower as soon as I get home from work. The second I turn the water off, I hear my friend yelling my name. I ask her what she's yelling about and she tells me to come downstairs. When I get there, she tells me "[Her son] just shit! It's everywhere!"

Apparently, he ate something that he shouldn't have and crapped through three diapers. Unfortunately, they didn't hold all of it. The carpet has a lovely new color.

Ugh.

[RU OX Alum]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

So, I hop in the shower as soon as I get home from work. The second I turn the water off, I hear my friend yelling my name. I ask her what she's yelling about and she tells me to come downstairs. When I get there, she tells me "[My son] just shit! It's everywhere!"

Apparently, he ate something that he shouldn't have and crapped through three diapers. Unfortunately, they didn't hold all of it. The carpet has a lovely new color.

Ugh.

that sucks. I hope it gets better.

my hangnails/cuticles are beyond disgusting. seriously. the calluses are starting to split.

I have no clue on this one.

[lillady85]

RU OX Alum,

If you can, start rubbing some cuticle cream on them for a couple days. With a nail file, push them back gently and then slowly cut them with a nail clipper. Never do this while dry! Soak your hands at night for a couple minutes in warm water. :-)

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

that sucks. I hope it gets better.

my hangnails/cuticles are beyond disgusting. seriously. the calluses are starting to split.

I have no clue on this one.

Yea, he finally stopped. This kid is a constant reminder for me to wait before having children lol

And ouch with the hangnails. Do you moisturize your hands properly? I keep lotion on me so if I do end up with a hangnail, i can cut it without hurting myself.

[agzg]

This is crazy TMI (especially for a lady) but there was a guy in my bathroom today re-tiling the floor from when the plumbers pulled it all up, and I had to poo ALL DAY. Once again, he was here for 12 hours (why it took that long is another story). I've never had to "hold it" that bad and it was definitely an interesting feeling that I hope I never have to feel again.

You know - the kind where you feel sicker AFTER you go. Weird.

[AlwaysSAI]

I wish I had something worthy to post in this thread. But, I just don't think farts and boners are that....offensive. That sort of thing is not typically talked about in the general public.

As I've said before, though, it takes a lot to offend me--in all aspects of life.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by agzg

You know - the kind where you feel sicker AFTER you go. Weird.

I've actually passed out in the bathroom after one of "those" ... Not pleasant at all.

Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

As I've said before, though, it takes a lot to offend me--in all aspects of life.

Same here, but most of this stuff is just "TMI for GC."

[minDyG]

Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet

Too much alcohol + inability to perform sexually = whiskey dick

BUT -

Also - urban dictionary -

whiskey-dick 7 up, 4 downOccurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.

It's also a shot!

It was a house favorite when I was a bartender, and I was told by the inventor of the shot that I poured it better than anybody. It's easier to make for lots of people at once, because you can't pour it using counts--there are too many ingredients.

1 part each of:
Jack Daniels
Jim Beam
Crown
Wild Turkey
Maker's Mark
Sour mix
Coke

Loooooove this shot!

Oh, and, in keeping with the thread's theme, one night I drank too many WHILE WORKING at the bar and I had to go to the bathroom...but while I was using the toilet I suddenly had to puke, so I picked up the trashcan and tossed my cookies in it. On the clock. I don't know how my drawer wasn't all kinds of off that night!

[LucyKKG]

Did I ever tell you guys about when I got food poisoning RIGHT before starting my spring break? I ate a salad after finishing my last take-home final, then I drove to campus to print it out and turn it in. (I was running low on grocery funds, so I think the ingredients were a little past their prime.) By the time it had printed, I had to run outside to puke in the bushes. I was then stuck in a public bathroom for AN HOUR with it coming out of both ends. Like yellow bile-looking puke. Ewww! A few people asked if I was ok, and one nice girl got me some water. <3 <3 Thank you girl with the yellow shoes and British accent! It was awful. I've never been that sick before or after.
Oh, and I had ZERO reception in that bathroom. When I was finally done, I cleaned up, then called my boyfriend. I was too weak to climb up the hill to my professor's office to turn in my paper, so he picked me up and did it for me. My paper was turned in about 15 minutes after the deadline, but I got excused. Oh, and I got an A- in the class. Woo!

[agzg]

Ladies, if I'm not mistaken, when you puke while sitting on the toilet it's called a screaming genie. Don't ask me how I know that (fraternity men sometimes made a habit of sharing TMI in college).

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by agzg

Ladies, if I'm not mistaken, when you puke while sitting on the toilet it's called a screaming genie.

I decided to look it up because I had an unfortunate situation fitting that description this weekend. That's almost right--it's when you puke so hard that you poop on yourself. Not quite my situation, so I feel slightly better. (I had to throw up all of a sudden, but couldn't turn around because I was in the middle of peeing. That's NEVER happened to me before, but my cousin said it happened to her once when we were little.)

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by agzg

Ladies, if I'm not mistaken, when you puke while sitting on the toilet it's called a screaming genie. Don't ask me how I know that (fraternity men sometimes made a habit of sharing TMI in college).

I prefer the simpler "pook"

[Xanthus]

I hate it when I feel a loose booger in my nose that needs to be picked. Usually I blow my nose, but that doesn't always do the trick.