What is the dumbest advice/myth

DaemonSeid · #1 08-03-2007, 08:12 AM

that someone ever gave you on sex?

**just think...this is the reason why we still need to teach our kids about sex the right way because I am willing to bet some of what you all post is probably still being told to these kids**

I will start with 2.

when I was sixteen I was told the following:

1. Spanish fly (which was harmless) will make a woman horny for you regardless (now we have exstacy which can potentially kill) of how she feels about you

2. If she gets on top you can't get her pregnant.

Kevin · #2 08-03-2007, 08:21 AM

I knew a guy who once told his girl that if she jumped up and down after sex, she couldn't get pregnant.

AlphaFrog · #3 08-03-2007, 08:22 AM

-You can get pregnant from oral. (Whoever started this one must have been absolutely clueless about the human body, since the digestive tract in no way "crosses" or "meets" the reproductive tract.)

-You can't get pregnant your first time. (Although, I think this is more of a "we don't need a condom" line.)

-If you wear two (or more) condoms, you'll be extra safe. (Actually, the latex rubbing together causes friction that makes the condoms break. It's LESS safe.)

-You can get pregnant while on your period. (The sex you have DURING your period can cause a pregnancy when you ovulate LATER in your cycle, but generally, unless your cycle is really messed up, you can't get pregnant while you're having your period.)

purplewindex · #4 08-03-2007, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

You can get pregnant while on your period. (The sex you have DURING your period can cause a pregnancy when you ovulate LATER in your cycle, but generally, unless your cycle is really messed up, you can't get pregnant while you're having your period.)

Maybe I'm misunderstanding what you're saying, but I was always under the impression that there is no "safe" period of time and you can always get pregnant no matter what stage of the menstrual cycle you are in.

AlphaFrog · #5 08-03-2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by purplewindex

Maybe I'm misunderstanding what you're saying, but I was always under the impression that there is no "safe" period of time and you can always get pregnant no matter what stage of the menstrual cycle you are in.

Hence why I said that you can get pregnant from the sex you have DURING your period. Semen can live in the human body for 7-10 days. "Textbook" your cycle is 28 days. You ovulate on day 14. Generally the egg remains fertile for about 3 days. Therefore, you can get pregnant if semen reaches your egg between day 14 and day 17. And, like I said, sperm lives up to 10 days. So, if you have a "textbook" cycle (which almost no one does, it's an average), if you have sex anywhere between day 4 and day 17, you can get pregnant. Where things get sticky is the fact that not every woman ovulates on day 14 - some way before and some way after. Also, 3 days is an average fertility, it could actually be 1 day or 5 days.
BUT, in regards to your period, you would have to be ovulating during your period to actually get pregnant while you are having your period. That would be extremely rare.

What people are saying when they say that "Yes, you can get pregnant during your period" is that say you have sex on day 4 of your period...the sperm lives 10 days, and you ovulate on day 14 (your cycle begins the first day of your period), then you would get pregnant from the sex you had during your period, but you wouldn't GET pregnant while you were having your period.

ForeverRoses · #6 08-03-2007, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Hence why I said that you can get pregnant from the sex you have DURING your period. Semen can live in the human body for 7-10 days. "Textbook" your cycle is 28 days. You ovulate on day 14. Generally the egg remains fertile for about 3 days. Therefore, you can get pregnant if semen reaches your egg between day 14 and day 17. And, like I said, sperm lives up to 10 days. So, if you have a "textbook" cycle (which almost no one does, it's an average), if you have sex anywhere between day 4 and day 17, you can get pregnant. Where things get sticky is the fact that not every woman ovulates on day 14 - some way before and some way after. Also, 3 days is an average fertility, it could actually be 1 day or 5 days.
BUT, in regards to your period, you would have to be ovulating during your period to actually get pregnant while you are having your period. That would be extremely rare.

What people are saying when they say that "Yes, you can get pregnant during your period" is that say you have sex on day 4 of your period...the sperm lives 10 days, and you ovulate on day 14 (your cycle begins the first day of your period), then you would get pregnant from the sex you had during your period, but you wouldn't GET pregnant while you were having your period.

I am sending this to my husband. I have tried to explain the sperm live for 10 days thing to him multiple times, but he just doesn't get it. He also doesn't understand how due dates are calculated (based on the start of your last period, NOT the date of conception since that is not usually known).

AlphaFrog · #7 08-03-2007, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ForeverRoses

I am sending this to my husband. I have tried to explain the sperm live for 10 days thing to him multiple times, but he just doesn't get it. He also doesn't understand how due dates are calculated (based on the start of your last period, NOT the date of conception since that is not usually known).

You can calculate from conception, and it's actually more accurate, but you're right, most people don't know their conception date - unless it was a break in a dry spell or a one-night stand.

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Either way....my name isn't Moses and I am NOT parting the Red Sea with my rod.....

LOL

DaemonSeid · #8 08-03-2007, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Hence why I said that you can get pregnant from the sex you have DURING your period. Semen can live in the human body for 7-10 days. "Textbook" your cycle is 28 days. You ovulate on day 14. Generally the egg remains fertile for about 3 days. Therefore, you can get pregnant if semen reaches your egg between day 14 and day 17. And, like I said, sperm lives up to 10 days. So, if you have a "textbook" cycle (which almost no one does, it's an average), if you have sex anywhere between day 4 and day 17, you can get pregnant. Where things get sticky is the fact that not every woman ovulates on day 14 - some way before and some way after. Also, 3 days is an average fertility, it could actually be 1 day or 5 days.
BUT, in regards to your period, you would have to be ovulating during your period to actually get pregnant while you are having your period. That would be extremely rare.

What people are saying when they say that "Yes, you can get pregnant during your period" is that say you have sex on day 4 of your period...the sperm lives 10 days, and you ovulate on day 14 (your cycle begins the first day of your period), then you would get pregnant from the sex you had during your period, but you wouldn't GET pregnant while you were having your period.

Either way....my name isn't Moses and I am NOT parting the Red Sea with my rod.....

ForeverRoses · #9 08-03-2007, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Either way....my name isn't Moses and I am NOT parting the Red Sea with my rod.....

LOL

Dumb advice- you can't get pregnant if the guy pulls out.

christiangirl · #10 08-07-2007, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

-You can get pregnant from oral.

By using extremely creative methods, pregancy can result from oral sex. Allow me to illustrate with this ridiculous, but true, anecdote.

****names have been changed to protect the guilty****

A young woman named Brooke Lynne was madly in love with her devoted boyfriend named Manhattan. One day, a girl named Harlem claimed to be pregnant with Manhattan's child and he, of course, denied it. After some bullying, Manhattan admitted to receiving oral sex from Harlem, but denied getting her pregnant. When Brooke asked why on earth she should believe him, he replied "Well, I'm not saying she's that devious, but all I know is that, when it over, she went to the bathroom and her mouth was full." Though she was heartbroken, Brooke tried to make amends with Harlem, saying that she wouldn't believe such a ridiculous lie. Surprisingly, instead of appreciating Brooke's belief in her, Harlem bristled and declared, "Hey, it doesn't matter how I got pregnant, the fact is that I am and it's Harlem's. Don't worry about how it happened!"

This, ladies and gentleman, is why it is possible to get pregant from oral sex alone. And why I am ashamed to actually know these people.

AlphaFrog · #11 08-07-2007, 06:48 AM

Ummm....wow.

I guess it should have read:

-You can't get pregnant from swallowing...

KSig RC · #12 08-07-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Ummm....wow.

I guess it should have read:

-You can't get pregnant from swallowing...

. . . and since this is the only way you should ever have oral, it should follow that you can't get pregnant. Right?

AlphaFrog · #13 08-07-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by KSig RC

. . . and since this is the only way you should ever have oral, it should follow that you can't get pregnant. Right?

That would be the logical conclusion...although I honestly don't have much experience in that department.

Kevin · #14 08-07-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by christiangirl

By using extremely creative methods, pregancy can result from oral sex. Allow me to illustrate with this ridiculous, but true, anecdote.

****names have been changed to protect the guilty****

A young woman named Brooke Lynne was madly in love with her devoted boyfriend named Manhattan. One day, a girl named Harlem claimed to be pregnant with Manhattan's child and he, of course, denied it. After some bullying, Manhattan admitted to receiving oral sex from Harlem, but denied getting her pregnant. When Brooke asked why on earth she should believe him, he replied "Well, I'm not saying she's that devious, but all I know is that, when it over, she went to the bathroom and her mouth was full." Though she was heartbroken, Brooke tried to make amends with Harlem, saying that she wouldn't believe such a ridiculous lie. Surprisingly, instead of appreciating Brooke's belief in her, Harlem bristled and declared, "Hey, it doesn't matter how I got pregnant, the fact is that I am and it's Harlem's. Don't worry about how it happened!"

This, ladies and gentleman, is why it is possible to get pregant from oral sex alone. And why I am ashamed to actually know these people.

Why do you give your friends porn star names?

Just trying to complete the effect?

christiangirl · #15 08-07-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevin

Why do you give your friends porn star names?

Just trying to complete the effect?

I'm not really familiar with the naming of porn stars, so I'll take your word for it. If it makes you uncomfortable, you can call them Orange, Lemon, and Apple if you like.

The whole thing was crazy. Every now and then, I do wonder how that kid's doing, though.